Author Topic: The wonders of Photoshop (Read 2465 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 02, 2011, 09:53:00 AM »

This is why I ignore any shot unless its a candid one

bradistani · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:54:14 AM »

i'd still fuck her hard.. she looks a lot better on the telly though..

dyslexic · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:40:03 PM »

Telecaster?

240 is Back · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:47:28 PM »

only in america

makaveli25 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:49:38 PM »

I'm sick of those whores. We need a vigalante rapist to go around and rape all these famous whores. As soon as they start acting up getting to much attention mudsharking it ect. the vigalante rapist comes out of no where a rapes the shit out of them.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:52:30 PM »

Only know who she is from forums, she is fucking ugly, in crap shape, and stuck up for some reason. What guy would fuck or marry this?

DK II · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:56:17 PM »

You don't even need Photoshop, it's amazing what make-up alone can do to a girl if she knows what she is doing.

Japanese girls have the tendency to do their full make-up on the train, i can't count how many times some normal or even slightly ugly looking girl got on the train with me only to step out of the train as a full 10 that you would fuck behind the next corner instantly after 10 stations....

Tight pants, short skirt, cleavage and high heels do the rest, also a good hair cut.

If you want to assess if a girl is girlfriend material, go to a pool with her and dump her under water for 20 seconds. If she comes up, looks great, laughs and dumps you under, go for it.
If she screams and fights because her make-up and hair is ruined and runs to the next toilet to refresh make-up or screams because you got her under water, use the distraction to leave fast.

Parker · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:03:21 PM »

We men have it harder---either your ass is ugly or handsome....

WTF is "kinda cute"? Is that half way between cute and ugly?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:03:36 PM »

She looked better in the second pic.

Natural Man · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:33:54 PM »

there are a lot more good looking women than good looking men on earth.

el numero uno · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:50:14 PM »

IMO photoshop can be used for better things.

dyslexic · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:50:27 PM »

I have made monsters look like godesses in Photoshop. It is indeed a miraculous thing.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:12:50 PM »

The photos you see in magazines, are also similar illusions to seeing a BBer onstage. With nothing to compare them to, they can look like a 10. But put them in real life, no make-up and their hair down with a gym session 20min before and of course they'll look like shit.

Not to say the photoshop programs isn't overly abused. But I would still nail Khloe if she'd let me.

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:18:57 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on July 02, 2011, 04:50:27 PM

I have made monsters look like godesses in Photoshop. It is indeed a miraculous thing.

Have you made goddesses look like monsters? That is the real question...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:25:20 PM »

This tranny is unfuckable. And not so much because of her looks but the fact that she just can't keep or retarded mouth shut. Annoying beyond belief.

outby43 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:39:55 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 02, 2011, 04:03:21 PM

We men have it harder---either your ass is ugly or handsome....

WTF is "kinda cute"? Is that half way between cute and ugly?

half way between a 12 pack and a case

littleboyblue · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:44:45 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 02, 2011, 03:49:38 PM

I'm sick of those whores. We need a vigalante rapist to go around and rape all these famous whores. As soon as they start acting up getting to much attention mudsharking it ect. the vigalante rapist comes out of no where a rapes the shit out of them.

... why would the rapist rape them? What have they done to deserve this?

dyslexic · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:56:19 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 02, 2011, 05:18:57 PM

Have you made goddesses look like monsters? That is the real question...

More times than I like to admit...

Disgusted · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:59:16 PM »

Quote from: littleboyblue on July 02, 2011, 06:44:45 PM

... why would the rapist rape them? What have they done to deserve this?

Yeah last time I checked a rapist needed a good reason.

bladerunner · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2011, 07:47:17 PM »

Quote from: DK II on July 02, 2011, 03:56:17 PM

You don't even need Photoshop, it's amazing what make-up alone can do to a girl if she knows what she is doing.

Japanese girls have the tendency to do their full make-up on the train, i can't count how many times some normal or even slightly ugly looking girl got on the train with me only to step out of the train as a full 10 that you would fuck behind the next corner instantly after 10 stations....

Tight pants, short skirt, cleavage and high heels do the rest, also a good hair cut.

If you want to assess if a girl is girlfriend material, go to a pool with her and dump her under water for 20 seconds. If she comes up, looks great, laughs and dumps you under, go for it.
If she screams and fights because her make-up and hair is ruined and runs to the next toilet to refresh make-up or screams because you got her under water, use the distraction to leave fast.

X2 LOL

dyslexic · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2011, 11:21:07 AM »

Quote from: Disgusted on July 02, 2011, 06:59:16 PM

Yeah last time I checked a rapist needed a good reason.

Yeah, the female had to "consent.." geez.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2011, 11:35:21 AM »

Quote from: uberman on July 02, 2011, 04:33:54 PM

there are a lot more good looking women than good looking men on earth.

I don't know.