Back off
thread delivers.
it ok ma man .. don't get so self conscious .. the pic is cute ... did you ask her out for a burger after impressing her online with your writing?
I know, I'm just fucking with you cause it's been a while.And it was she who jumped on me after I wrote her a couple of emails
I am sure that she wet herself reading them haha it's like DK talking sirty to his wife in japanese
I am sure that she wet herself reading them haha
Her pants didn't look like yours, but yeah, she did indeed.
how do you know she did? her boyfriend told you so?
mom confirmed : you two looked cute together ... like bonner and clyde
Heh. It's Bonnie, but looking at the woman's picture, Bonner fits "her" to a tee
Haha thanks 1, but to borrow a quote from KOTOR, "I'll never turn to the dark side"
*POW* *BIFF* *CRACK* *SPUNK*
You must date and fuck only supermodels.
Either that or you can't see very well cause your boyfriend spunked into your eyes when you told him to aim for your mouth.I'm leaning towards scenario #2
LOL.Thing is, I like Kiwiol. If memory serves, he has (or had) a hell of a good physique.
Yeah. Nice bifurcation there I'm not talking about Faye Dunaway, jackass; I'm talking about the real Bonnie Parker. Does this woman not look fugly to you?