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Hoihoi Tatea - Apple-flavored horse semen shots
« on: July 04, 2011, 03:07:25 PM »
A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 03:09:52 PM »
NZMM will charge 10$ for a shot of Sheep semen, but it will have to be provided via Snowballing.

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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 03:11:55 PM »
I like custard, so maybe I like this  ???
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 03:30:51 PM »
is that a chick with the horse?

that is the tail end of the "extraction" stage, when the semen is most anabolic and most tasteful, normally the discharge is captured in a cheese cloth bucket and quickly placed in a fridge.
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 03:32:54 PM »
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha

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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 03:33:12 PM »
is that a chick with the horse?

I see dick/ball piercings. So not hot at all.  :-\

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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 03:33:32 PM »
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha

isnt that the dude that died or something lol

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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 03:37:51 PM »
isnt that the dude that died or something lol

he died having a good time, what else can we ask for ?
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 03:45:04 PM »
Whats the perfect way to get a shitload of free publicity?

Make a horse semen shot.

= Profit.

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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 03:47:03 PM »
Whats the perfect way to get a shitload of free publicity?

Make a horse semen shot.

= Profit.

and cut down on the costs further by the old bait and switch  ;) 
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 03:49:18 PM »
he died having a good time, what else can we ask for ?
Uh, how about not having a horse cock shoved up our ass!?     ???

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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 04:00:13 PM »
Yup. We're definitely in " last days ". Let the asteroid hit. I don't give a fuck anymore.

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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 04:06:44 PM »
isnt that the dude that died or something lol
"Mr Hands"

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 04:10:23 PM »
How many GB'ers are on expedia right now booking a flight to New Zealand?

Kiwi...speak on this.

That's nzmm territory, lol.

I'd rather drink bleach :-X

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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 04:11:04 PM »
he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

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« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 04:12:01 PM »
"Mr Hands"

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

He was mislead - word is that he read online that it's like a deep tissue massage, only inside the anus

he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

 ::)

Well, man is supposed to ride horses, not the other way around

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« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2011, 04:14:20 PM »
Why someone in his right mind would drink that thing?  :-\

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« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2011, 04:15:01 PM »
I wonder if he is the only man in human history to die from a horses cock?The worlds such a fucked up place it probably isnt the only case

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« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2011, 06:37:06 PM »
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha

Yup & that's how the man in question "Mr Hands" met his demise.


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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2011, 12:58:49 AM »
he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

 ::)


hahahaha! no shit!

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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2011, 10:54:40 AM »
Yup. We're definitely in " last days ". Let the asteroid hit. I don't give a fuck anymore.
You ain't kiddin. Holy shit we have hit the bottom of the barrel.  Who comes up with this shit? " hey I like semen, and I like the taste of apples, why not combine the two!"  ::)

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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2011, 10:59:57 AM »
He was mislead - word is that he read online that it's like a deep tissue massage, only inside the anus

Well, man is supposed to ride horses, not the other way around
you seem to be an expert in man horse cock affairs

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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2011, 11:05:38 AM »
I wonder if he is the only man in human history to die from a horses cock?The worlds such a fucked up place it probably isnt the only case
No he's not. Unfortunately, men are more likely to engage in such acts than women are...