Fan dies in fall from stands at Texas Rangers game

[dov]

 "A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while."
                                                                                                               - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh

[HTexan]

Sadly, he was just born an idiot. 

He didn't even try to catch himself.

[dov]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Crash Davis

[The Abdominal Snoman]

My dogs have more sense than to chase a ball over a railing.

lolz...

[blinky]

Hamilton must feel like shit

didnt a fan fall there last year also?

[Jack T. Cross]

Very sad story.  His last act was to greedily reach his way in front of the other guy who was in the path of the ball.  By the way he was acting, you'd think he was a broken man trying to catch a record setting ball worth six figures so he could feed his children.

Next time you find yourself getting caught up in a snap decision, you should think about this story.

[Natural Man]

potential darwin award of the year recipient?