I saw fat woman at a buffet pile her plate to the ceiling, then proceed to look over her shoulder in the direction of her table. When she was sure no one was looking back, she grabbed two slices of pizza, folded them together and stuffed them in her mouth. Chewed furiously, grabbed her overloaded plate and went back to her seat for round one.
But I'm sure she's big due to some sort of glandular problem.........