You people, getting all badass on women lol... WTF.... If you can't laugh off a chic hitting you, you probably got worse problems haha...
Fuck that. If a woman would just throw a decent punch, I would take it and not retaliate because I know that if I punched her the damaged could put me in jail for years. The problem though is that woman don't throw punches. They are like fucking cats and claw at you with their freshly manicured nails. I'd be better off getting shanked in prison than scratch at by some hysterical bitch.
When I was in middle school there was a group of 5 girls talking shit to me. I was pissed to high hell but never let it show that it was bothering me but one little Kunt then tried to hit me. I knocked all five bitches to the ground cold. The principal came and then called the cops. Told the cops it was five against one and they attacked me, one of the girls admitted the fact and the cop didn't do a thing and the principal suspended the bitches and not me. Was I proud? not at all, but instinct is to protect myself no matter the foe.
Either you are a fighter or not. True fighters have insticts that kick in at any sign of trouble while those who are not tend to get beaten their whole lives.
To the posters talking about hitting kids. Have you ever been to Brazil?
I was there for work and a co-worker decided to walk home. He said some fucking 10 year old held him up at gunpoint and then knocked him in the head with his gun and ran off.
Would you hit this kid? Fuck yes you would. As Lewis CK says. Kids are fucking assholes too. Now you don't beat them to near death, but you inflict as much pain as it takes to subdue your foe. Welcome to life.