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Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« on: July 12, 2011, 12:25:51 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Buzzkill-Fan-may-owe-taxes-on-rewards-for-Jeter?urn=mlb-wp12427





Christian Lopez might end up wishing he kept that baseball after all.

Lopez became more than a footnote to the spectacle of Derek Jeter(notes) getting his 3,000th hit on Saturday at Yankee Stadium by returning the milestone baseball to the New York Yankees shortstop rather than cash it in for a likely six-figure payday. That touched off a debate still raging among fans days later: Would you have given the ball back or sold it to the highest bidder for a payday that was rumored as high as $250,000?

For his gesture, Lopez was rewarded by the Yankees with luxury box tickets for the rest of the season (including postseason), along with signed baseballs, bats and jerseys from Jeter. In addition, Lopez received four premium front-row seats to last Sunday's Yankees-Rays game.

Nice haul, right? Sure, but with those generous gifts comes tax liability. As George Harrison once sang for the Beatles, "Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me. 'Cause I'm the Taxman."

The IRS will likely consider Lopez's gratuities from the Yankees as income, and if so, he could end up having to pay anywhere from $5,000 to $13,000 in taxes, according to the New York Daily News. The New York Times, meanwhile, says the face value of the tickets to the remaining 32 regular-season games at Yankee Stadium are worth anywhere between $44,800 and $73,600. The paper's conservative estimate puts Lopez's tax bill at $14,000.

Lopez, however, seems unfazed by these revelations.

If the IRS comes calling, he says he'll pay those taxes:

    "Worse comes to worse, I'll have to pay the taxes," he told the Daily News on Monday. "I'm not going to return the seats. I have a lot of family and friends who will help me out if need be.

    "The IRS has a job to do, so I'm not going to hold it against them, but it would be cool if they helped me out a little on this."

It's unclear from the quote whether the "they" Lopez refers to means the IRS or the Yankees. The IRS could obviously help him out by considering the items he was rewarded as gifts, rather than income. Then he wouldn't owe as much in taxes.

But could Derek Jeter or the Yankees also step in and pay the taxes for Lopez? One tax expert the Daily News spoke to made that very suggestion.

What a buzzkill. Lopez expressed hope that his parents would help him out with whatever taxes he might owe. But they could rightfully point out that some of that memorabilia — not to mention many of those tickets — could be sold off to cover his expenses. (Lopez might have to do that anyway, telling reporters that he still owes more than $100,000 in student loans.)

Lopez being essentially punished for what so many saw as a good deed and selfless act makes for a troubling epilogue to a nice story.

But maybe there's still a happy ending to come.



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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 12:32:49 PM »
Thats' sad... :-\

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 12:35:13 PM »
what a fuckin retard, could of had 250k

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 12:36:55 PM »
shock, horror.. we're not all driven by greed

good on him

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 12:37:27 PM »
shock, horror.. we're not all driven by greed

good on him

I think gluttony is more of his calling-card...

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:40:24 PM »
only in america wouyld this be a damn tax issue  ::)

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 12:41:08 PM »
only in america wouyld this be a damn tax issue  ::)
Yeah, cause Europe has those really low tax rates....  ::)

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 12:42:02 PM »
Yeah, cause Europe has those really low tax rates....  ::)

what does that has to do with returning a ball out of good gesture and all ofa  sudde having to pay tax?  ???

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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »
what does that has to do with returning a ball out of good gesture and all ofa  sudde having to pay tax?  ???

He's not paying tax, if he indeed really ends up having to, for returning the baseball, it's because of all the perks the Yanks are giving him.  He "might" have to pay taxes on those.  He most likely won't and the article was pure speculation.

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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 12:47:50 PM »
He's not paying tax, if he indeed really ends up having to, for returning the baseball, it's because of all the perks the Yanks are giving him.  He "might" have to pay taxes on those.  He most likely won't and the article was pure speculation.

you sound like a racist.

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 12:53:52 PM »
He's not paying tax, if he indeed really ends up having to, for returning the baseball, it's because of all the perks the Yanks are giving him.  He "might" have to pay taxes on those.  He most likely won't and the article was pure speculation.

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But damn.... I would have sold it and slept well at night. 

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 12:54:37 PM »
discrete huh? lol

As subtle as a concrete block to the head.

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2011, 04:07:04 PM »
only in america wouyld this be a damn tax issue  ::)

What is it about if you earn above a certain amount you owe taxes that is so hard to understand? The gifts are considered earnings and he has to pay his taxes like anyone else, period! Remember the ladies who got the cars from Oprah?
Geez quit bitching people!!

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2011, 04:10:15 PM »
What is it about if you earn above a certain amount you owe taxes that is so hard to understand? The gifts are considered earnings and he has to pay his taxes like anyone else, period! Remember the ladies who got the cars from Oprah?
Geez quit bitching people!!

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2011, 04:11:19 PM »
I read this this morning. More government greed. Leaches.

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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2011, 04:16:10 PM »
::) ::)

Ima tell Uncle Sam to visit your house on Christmas Morning have your kids piggy banks ready

I'm not going on tv announcing what I'm giving them and they are not given interviews to the YES network about it either.
Fatso should have kept his mouth shut

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2011, 04:17:22 PM »
I read this this morning. More government greed. Leaches.

How else r they supposed to pay the ss checks you were complaining about coach?
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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2011, 04:18:21 PM »
who is that big titted bitch in your avatar, nails?
I dont like twinks.

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
This truly pisses me off.

If there are still any virgins saying that the government is anything more than a fucking nanny who just tries to take every fucking penny from you...then they need a Tim Wescott style kick to the throat.

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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2011, 04:41:22 PM »
This truly pisses me off.

If there are still any virgins saying that the government is anything more than a fucking nanny who just tries to take every fucking penny from you...then they need a Tim Wescott style kick to the throat.

So only some people should have to pay taxes?

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2011, 04:43:01 PM »
So only some people should have to pay taxes?

No gimmick ... why the fuck should he have to pay taxes on gifts from the yankees ?

You explain it.

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Re: Uncle SAM says SCREW Baseball ... PAY ME FATSO
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2011, 04:44:34 PM »
No gimmick ... why the fuck should he have to pay taxes on gifts from the yankees ?

You explain it.

I don't know, maybe because the shit is worth upwards of 40k and the law clear...

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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2011, 04:46:17 PM »
I don't know, maybe because the shit is worth upwards of 40k and the law clear...

Conservatives r all bout the "rule of law" till it bites them in da ass, then that law shouldn't b enforced