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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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There's Only One Bible
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:33:03 PM »
And it doesn't have a damn thing to do with the bullshit artist named GH15 or the dipshits who think he's for real.

Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 07:36:28 PM »
I'm too busy tickling your mother's tonsils with my pecker.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 07:40:04 PM »
Jesus was one of the three things listed below

1. A Mushroom(which is what i believe)

2. A Hologram

3. A lie, much like the Lee Priest existence.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 07:43:12 PM »
Your mother was one of the three things listed below:
1. Late for the abortion.

2.Drinking turpetintine martinis during the pregnancy.

3.Raised a dud.

4. All of the above.
 

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 07:45:39 PM »
Scarletpanties: check your mother's snatch, I think I lost a wristwatch up in there, you little cum guzzler.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 07:47:25 PM »
Scarletpanties panties realized she was too much of a sissy to contend, so she removed her posts like a coward.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 09:50:54 PM »
if it ain't King James, it ain't the bible.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 09:53:38 PM »
Hail Satan.
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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 04:35:44 AM »
if it ain't King James, it ain't the bible.
you're a fool.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2011, 04:44:52 AM »
at least the bible of gh is telling the truth

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 04:50:53 AM »
Some serious business goin' on here. GH15 might be a mythomaniac of epic proportions but he sure gets some people all excited. Fuckin' thread is gayer than playing naked truth or dare with George Michael and Marc Almond.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 04:52:52 AM »
if it ain't King James, it ain't the bible. then everyone goes back to their loser lives when he loses.

fixed

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 05:21:25 AM »
Jesus wore a dress

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2011, 05:41:51 AM »



Clearly offseason.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2011, 05:50:04 AM »
Jesus died on a cross, gh15 injects crosses

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 05:55:32 AM »
There are many religions and many bibles all claiming the one they follow is the only way. So which one do we pick?

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2011, 06:07:53 AM »
Which religion outside of Judeo-Christianity refers to their text as "The Bible"? (Hint: if you have no idea what your talking about, don't post)

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2011, 06:09:08 AM »
Which religion outside of Judeo-Christianity refers to their text as "The Bible"? (Hint: if you have no idea what your talking about, don't post)
GH15's bible the only one worth reading you fucking deluded dipshit

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2011, 06:11:58 AM »
Why so angry? Your family rejected you?

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2011, 06:14:07 AM »
There are many religions and many bibles all claiming the one they follow is the only way. So which one do we pick?

none

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2011, 06:14:49 AM »
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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2011, 06:17:40 AM »
Is that the sound of you pretending to sleep while your alcoholic uncle sucks you off?


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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2011, 06:18:09 AM »
Why so angry? Your family rejected you?

Why do you beleive in fairy tales

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2011, 06:27:14 AM »
I believe in God. that seems to make whimps like yourself angry.

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Re: There's Only One Bible
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2011, 06:29:45 AM »