Real men drink Mike's Hard Lemonade!

[portwine]

Use English much?

never

[King Shizzo]

not true at all.  haha...at ALL.  
the sugar content alone gives you SUCH a stomach ache.  
drink a 12 pack of beer you feel great and piss a ton.  
drink a 12 pack of mike's hard and you'll probably have
already thrown up once or twice and are feeling worse than
being hungover before the hangover even begins.  

it's commonly referred to as "bitch beer" for a reason.
hot-ass young bitches who are lightweights drink 2-3
of them and are drunk already (YES!) but haven't had
enough to make them sick.

also......every woman, girl, hot-ass bitch or whatever.....
90% of them who see a guy drinking a bitch beer think
he's either gay or a pussy.  *shrugs*

you may not like the taste of beer, you may not
be the most interesting man in the world,
you may not even be gay, but...
you do NOT need to walk around a room drinking
something that makes everyone go "hmmm?"


stick to ur golds. and do shots. LOTS of them.

Thats exactly the stereotype that I was talking about.  The alcohol content doesn't lie. Who fucking gives a shit if someone is drinking mike's hard lemonade?  I'm not going to go to a bar and order a mike's if thats what you mean.  Mike's is my replacement for beer, not hard liquor.

[portwine]

haha
sorry
i agree with u totally if you say you're not going to go to a bar n order a mike's.
personally, i don't really like beer.  and if i DO drink beer it's o'douls or Busch NA.
(told you, I'm an alcoholic) and when I do drink a nice cold one on a hot summer
day after long hours working in the heat, yeah....i'll admit....I love the taste. 
if it's starting to taste nasty, add a lil clamato.  good shit right there.   

*sigh*  I miss drinking.....

[Princess L]

Quite refreshing!

WEED & LEMONADE
Mix 1 1/2 oz. Jeremiah Weed Sweet
Tea Flavored Vodka with lemonade over ice. Garnish with lemon.
Recipe contains 0.53 oz alcohol

[Schmoff]

oh, snap!!!

[portwine]

sounds delicious!!!

speaking of gay.....I made a few gallons of some great homemade
sangria for my blockparty over the 4th of july weekend.
if anyone's interested, try this out....cheap and even people
who hate wine love it.

I took about 5 different recipes 'n took the best elements from
each 'n this is wut i came up with.  

16 oz white wine (I used a couple 'boxes' of chardonnay)
4 oz orange juice
4 oz grenadine
2 oz peach schnaps
2 oz blackberry brandy
6 oz Kiwi-Strawberry flavored zero-cal sparkling water

and I diced up a few oranges 'n strawberries.

'twas a pantydropper in honor of our freedom!!!  
(and we blew a ton of shit up)

[CalvinH]

Goldschlager was cool for like a minute.


......like in 1995.

[bradistani]

[King Shizzo]

Goldschlager was cool for like a minute.


......like in 1995.

Considering that I was 13 at the time, I must have missed the memo. 

[dr.chimps]

When I drink beer It's usually 6-12 of them. I drink to get fed up. Sweet sissy drinks like mikes hard lemonade will give you a sour stomach after a couple.

Totally this. Can't count the number of times I've seen people start on those things and then projectile vomit. Foul nectar. I'd rather drink pruno.

[efirkey]

When I drink beer It's usually 6-12 of them. I drink to get fed up. Sweet sissy drinks like mikes hard lemonade will give you a sour stomach after a couple.

agree 100%

I like Midori Sours and fruity rum drinks...but they upset my stomach...so I stick with good brewery beer.

[oldtimer1]

Why don't some of you guys just put on a pair of panties and get a nice pink drink with an umbrella?

[makaveli25]

Why don't some of you guys just put on a pair of panties and get a nice pink drink with an umbrella?

Sounds like a typical Friday night for most getbiggers.

[King Shizzo]

Why don't some of you guys just put on a pair of panties and get a nice pink drink with an umbrella?

Stick to your moonshine gramps.

[bradistani]

Why don't some of you guys just put on a pair of panties and get a nice pink drink with an umbrella?

[ManBearPig...]

sounds delicious!!!

speaking of gay.....I made a few gallons of some great homemade
sangria for my blockparty over the 4th of july weekend.
if anyone's interested, try this out....cheap and even people
who hate wine love it.

I took about 5 different recipes 'n took the best elements from
each 'n this is wut i came up with.  

16 oz white wine (I used a couple 'boxes' of chardonnay)
4 oz orange juice
4 oz grenadine
2 oz peach schnaps
2 oz blackberry brandy
6 oz Kiwi-Strawberry flavored zero-cal sparkling water

and I diced up a few oranges 'n strawberries.

'twas a pantydropper in honor of our freedom!!!  
(and we blew a ton of shit up)

i might have some of this tonight! hopefully get myself drunk enough to let my wife give me a handy!!

[portwine]

be careful.....it creeps up on you....


....the sangria too!

[Flexb]

I like Mike's Lemonade. Tastes much better than Beer. Beer is for fat slobs. For some reason I always picture fat slobs or losers drinking beer. I have never drank a beer nor would ever be caught dead drinking one in public. I don't know why but I just despise it and the smell of it. When I used to go out I'd drink vodka/lime or vodka/cran.

 

[daddy8ball]

I don't always drink beer.

But when I do, I prefer Dos Esquis.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[Rambone]

Why don't some of you guys just put on a pair of panties and get a nice pink drink with an umbrella?

You remind me of that crazy Uncle Donnie

"Don't count. Only a fuckin old woman counts"

[JOHN MATRIX]

real men drink only straight liquor and do so until they are completely incapacitated. then when you think its over they just start again BAM!

[kh300]

  Real men like things that taste good.  I don't get why Mike's Hard Lemonade gets the rap of a bitch drink? Beer tastes like piss to me, and you have to be a borderline alcoholic to enjoy the taste of it.  Why torture yourself when you can enjoy an alcoholic beverage that tastes great and has more alcoholic content (5.5 - 5.8%) then most beers anyway    Lesson? Taste does not equal bitchness.  My favorite hard liquor of choice right now would have to be Goldschlager.  I have recently tried Absolute Vodka Acai Berry (Tasted like Absolute shit!), And Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey (It tastes like moldy wet cardboard).

 My recommendation is Goldschlager (imported Italian Cinnamon Schnapps) 43.5% alcohol and tastes like a fireball.  I am interested to hear some of your recommendations. Whats Get-big drinking? 

You guys can have marriage, you can adopt kids, you can have anything heterosexuals have,  but you'll never turn lemonade into a manly drink.

[io856]

You guys can have marriage, you can adopt kids, you can have anything heterosexuals have,  but you'll never turn lemonade into a manly drink.

haha YES!

[King Shizzo]

You guys can have marriage, you can adopt kids, you can have anything heterosexuals have,  but you'll never turn lemonade into a manly drink.

I'm not gay. 

[HTexan]

You guys can have marriage, you can adopt kids, you can have anything heterosexuals have,  but you'll never turn lemonade into a manly drink.

truth lol