Author Topic: I need help with a problem regarding 'Sea Monkeys' (Read 28525 times)

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:31:48 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 06:25:23 PM

I tried Bodyglide, that made it worse. I researched and found a link that suggested Corn Starch. That shit ended up like I rammed a whole tube of raw biscuits in my ass crack. Not pretty.

ROFLFAO !!!! I nominate this " Funniest Post Of The Year " !!!!

gym**rat · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:36:01 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on July 13, 2011, 06:00:28 PM

best thread ever

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 13, 2011, 06:31:48 PM

ROFLFAO !!!! I nominate this " Funniest Post Of The Year " !!!!

Wow, that means so much to me. I feel honored. The only thing that would make me feel even better is to get my ass to quit leaving puddles like Old Faithfull.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:36:33 PM »

Perhaps this could help?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:39:14 PM »

I keep an extra sitck of deodorant for my ass crack. One swipe of the ass before you get dressed seems to help quite a bit. Sometime it's so hot and muggy before you get dressed you're already sweating. Just make sure no one uses your special deodorant stick

You can see the butt hairs stuck to mine

gym**rat · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:40:37 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on July 13, 2011, 06:36:33 PM

Perhaps this could help?

I looked at their website. I think it could help with the sack sweat but I believe the majority of the sea monkey is coming from the ass crack. Not sure I really want to experiment putting different compounds in my asscrack..............no homo of course.

gym**rat · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:41:49 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 13, 2011, 06:39:14 PM

I keep an extra sitck of deodorant for my ass crack. One swipe of the ass before you get dressed seems to help quite a bit. Sometime it's so hot and muggy before you get dressed you're already sweating. Just make sure no one uses your special deodorant stick You can see the butt hairs stuck to mine

Does the deoderant ever mat up your ass hairs to where they look like dreadlocks?

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:42:04 PM »

Aluminum Chloride topical solution

theworm · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:43:06 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 13, 2011, 06:08:47 PM

Try the "wiping discreetly with the underside of your thigh" technique, where you get up from the chair by laterally moving in the seat to the left or right first, so the hammie part of the pant will wipe it before you stand up

funny as hell! thats what i do!

gym**rat · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:44:57 PM »

Quote from: theworm on July 13, 2011, 06:43:06 PM

funny as hell! thats what i do!

Problem is I did so many drugs earlier in life that my memory is that of an 80 yr old so I keep forgetting, like yesterday. And I don't want to reach down and wipe it with my hand, that is a little gross even for me.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:45:22 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 06:41:49 PM

Does the deoderant ever mat up your ass hairs to where they look like dreadlocks?

I dont know I don't stick a mirror under my taint to look

seriously try it though. Buy a clear kind. One good swip of the ass after you get out of the shower. You ass cheeck my sweat still. At least you will smell fresh.

PJim · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:50:08 PM »

LOL what do you lot get up to at work to be working up a sweaty cornhole?

gym**rat · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:51:32 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 13, 2011, 06:45:22 PM

I dont know I don't stick a mirror under my taint to look seriously try it though. Buy a clear kind. One good swip of the ass after you get out of the shower. You ass cheeck my sweat still. At least you will smell fresh.

I will sneak my wife's deoderant in the morning. I just need to remember to pull off any ass hairs I leave on there. I have a 2 hour meeting first thing in the morning so it will be a good test. I will try to get online during the meeting and give an update.

kiwiol · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:52:47 PM »

Quote from: DK II on July 13, 2011, 06:24:57 PM

Spoken like a real bodybuilder!!!

It was interfering with my post-workout window of opportunity.

Work and income are important, but not more than 18" arms and ripped glutes, right?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 06:51:32 PM

I will sneak my wife's deoderant in the morning. I just need to remember to pull off any ass hairs I leave on there. I have a 2 hour meeting first thing in the morning so it will be a good test. I will try to get online during the meeting and give an update.

Haha your hilarious bro. Hope she walks in on you when your doing it

gym**rat · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:53:57 PM »

Quote from: PJim on July 13, 2011, 06:50:08 PM

LOL what do you lot get up to at work to be working up a sweaty cornhole?

I just sit in a meeting and I am either talking or listening. No stress, I just have an active ass crack I guess.

gym**rat · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:55:14 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 13, 2011, 06:53:33 PM

Haha your hilarious bro. Hope she walks in on you when your doing it

She probably will catch me. She caught me beating off a couple weeks ago. She catches me at everything. I am not a good sneak or liar.

Howard · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:56:44 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 06:41:49 PM

Does the deoderant ever mat up your ass hairs to where they look like dreadlocks?

I can best help via a song

Maddy · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:01:31 PM »

get off the drugs
and lose some
weight
fatass

makaveli25 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 06:55:14 PM

She probably will catch me. She caught me beating off a couple weeks ago. She catches me at everything. I am not a good sneak or liar.

Me neither man I get caught red handed a lot. Orderd some shit from one of those research companies armidrex to take during cycle. I left the reciept out when I tore the box open she looks it up on the internet and then asks me what the fuck I'm doing with womans breast cancer medicine I was like uh uh uh my nipples uh uh

I texted a buddy of mine one night before I went out if he could score some part favors. I'm in the shower and leave my phone on the knight stand where we were taking a nap. As soon as I get out of the shower "what party favors are you trying to get" me

uh uh we were talking about duh uh uh

gym**rat · « **Reply #44 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Howard on July 13, 2011, 06:56:44 PM

I can best help via a song

What a great song, how the hell do you find this stuff. It made me feel better and it let me forget about my evil sea monkeys for a little while. Thank you.

gym**rat · « **Reply #45 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Maddy on July 13, 2011, 07:01:31 PM

get off the drugs
and lose some
weight
fatass

Wow kick me while I'm down why don't you. First off, drug free, well if we do not count AAS, and not a fatass. Not 6% bf but I only have one chin. Thanks for your positive and helpfull comments my friend.

gym**rat · « **Reply #46 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:06:28 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 13, 2011, 07:01:42 PM

Me neither man I get caught red handed a lot. Orderd some shit from one of those research companies armidrex to take during cycle. I left the reciept out when I tore the box open she looks it up on the internet and then asks me what the fuck I'm doing with womans breast cancer medicine I was like uh uh uh my nipples uh uh I texted a buddy of mine one night before I went out if he could score some part favors. I'm in the shower and leave my phone on the knight stand where we were taking a nap. As soon as I get out of the shower "what party favors are you trying to get" me uh uh we were talking about duh uh uh

Shit man, we share the same life. It sucks to never get away with shit.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #47 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:08:49 PM »

I can't help but I'm feeling pretty awesome about my dry ass right now. Thanking you.

Perhaps a towel? If it's good enough for the gym it's good enough for the board room.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:09:55 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 07:06:28 PM

Shit man, we share the same life. It sucks to never get away with shit.

I give her a lot of credit though she has put up with a lot my bad habbits as long at I don't flaunt them around her. She hates when I chew tobbacoo more than anything. I have a nice big lock box where I keep my extra ammo, magazines, guns and whatever else I need to stache in there that is of importance. It has a lock on it and she stays away from it.

gym**rat · « **Reply #49 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 13, 2011, 07:08:49 PM

I can't help but I'm feeling pretty awesome about my dry ass right now. Thanking you.

Perhaps a towel? If it's good enough for the gym it's good enough for the board room.

I do use a towel in the gym because I don't want to be a gross fuck and leave sea monkeys on machines for others to sit in. Hell they'll slide off the machine. But I really can't carry in a beach towell or a chamois into a meeting room to clean up my goo ass. That may produce more unwanted attention than I already have. But I do appreciate the suggestions.