Author Topic: I need help with a problem regarding 'Sea Monkeys' (Read 28516 times)

gym**rat · « **Reply #100 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:47:59 PM »

I tried this shit, don't do it. It has a pink tint to it so when the goo ass soaks it up it ends up like cherry cake batter. Mats up the ass hairs as well.

Butterbean · « **Reply #101 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:31:46 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 14, 2011, 10:55:10 AM

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lol kiwiol too

Fortress · « **Reply #102 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:57:11 PM »

Yeah, sea monkeys ... all the time, brother. Have 'em all the friggin' time. It can be a little embarrassing, but it also suggests you're one highly amped and T-ed out dude.

kiwiol · « **Reply #103 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Butterbean on July 14, 2011, 02:31:46 PM

lol kiwiol too

I'm taking that as a compliment

Howard · « **Reply #104 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:18:45 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 14, 2011, 01:47:59 PM

I tried this shit, don't do it. It has a pink tint to it so when the goo ass soaks it up it ends up like cherry cake batter. Mats up the ass hairs as well.

use Monkey Butt Brand for all your ass crack needs....accept no substitues!

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Man of Steel · « **Reply #106 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:41:17 PM »

make your body weigh less than it does now

kiwiol · « **Reply #107 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:47:32 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 14, 2011, 03:41:17 PM

make your body weigh less than it does now

That doesn't work in every case. Like someone pointed out before, if you naturally sweat a lot, you do it regardless of weight, although added weight will definitely make it worse.

I was very light and used to sprint when I was in school. My condition was no worse then than it was when I was at my heaviest, although I felt a lot more hotter at the heavier weight. Middle of winter everyone's covered up but I walk to the supermarket 5 mins away wearing a Tshirt and have already broken a light sweat from the walking $:-\$

gym**rat · « **Reply #108 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:52:41 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 14, 2011, 03:47:32 PM

That doesn't work in every case. Like someone pointed out before, if you naturally sweat a lot, you do it regardless of weight, although added weight will definitely make it worse.

I was very light and used to sprint when I was in school. My condition was no worse then than it was when I was at my heaviest, although I felt a lot more hotter at the heavier weight. Middle of winter everyone's covered up but I walk to the supermarket 5 mins away wearing a Tshirt and have already broken a light sweat from the walking $:-\$

That is my problem, I am a sweater from way back. Never mattered what I weighed. I sweat so much my wife uses an umbrella when I am on top.

efirkey · « **Reply #109 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:09:12 PM »

try sticking a tampoon up your ass or a sponge

njanvi · « **Reply #110 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:11:11 PM »

Quote from: Howard on July 14, 2011, 03:18:45 PM

use Monkey Butt Brand for all your ass crack needs....accept no substitues!

This thread should be turned into a sticky....classic shit right there!

Rami · « **Reply #111 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:22:06 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 13, 2011, 05:44:27 PM

I have to wear dress pants for work. I either conduct or attend meetings all week long. When I sit on a vinyl or leather covered chair for over a 1/2 an hour, when I get up I leave what I like to call a "Sea Monkey". A small line of ass and/or ballsack sweat on the seat of the chair. Yesterday I was sitting next to a pretty good looking woman and was working her a little but when we got up for a break she looked down and seen my sea monkey. That pretty much ruined any chance I had if any. I bath everyday and have even tried baby powder in the morning. The baby powder just turns into cake batter.
Anyone else have this problem and has a solution? I thought of stuffing a slice of Wonder Bread in my shorts to soak it up but that could get messy as well. Pic available on request. Thank you in advance.

why would you sweat sitting down?

Rambone · « **Reply #112 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:26:37 PM »

Im thinking of injecting a tampon on each side where my balls rest against my inner thigh. Anyone else try this?

apply85 · « **Reply #113 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:52:38 PM »

Since I've started taking ephedrine I've noticed I get butt sweat. lol @ the anti monkey butt thing, that is hi 5 worthy for the creator but not for the user

gym**rat · « **Reply #114 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:16:02 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on July 14, 2011, 05:26:37 PM

Im thinking of injecting a tampon on each side where my balls rest against my inner thigh. Anyone else try this?

Do you ever get gaulded from the sweaty balls against the thighs? Where you get like a raised welt on the insides of your thighs. It hurts like hell.

gym**rat · « **Reply #115 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Rami on July 14, 2011, 05:22:06 PM

why would you sweat sitting down?

I have no fucking clue. I just want to figure out how to get it to stop! I wish I was blessed with a non-sweating ass crack.

Rambone · « **Reply #116 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:26:25 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 14, 2011, 07:16:02 PM

Do you ever get gaulded from the sweaty balls against the thighs? Where you get like a raised welt on the insides of your thighs. It hurts like hell.

Only a few rashes here and there with the occasional, oddly located blocked sweat gland that makes me think I have herpes for a day. In South FL, the humidity is a killer. You walk outside for a minute and BOOM ball sweat.

njanvi · « **Reply #117 on:** July 15, 2011, 07:34:15 PM »

Simply way too entertaining to let die

gym**rat · « **Reply #118 on:** July 16, 2011, 05:52:58 AM »

Quote from: njanvi on July 15, 2011, 07:34:15 PM

Simply way too entertaining to let die

No worries nj, this thread may die but my Sea Monkeys will live forever!

njanvi · « **Reply #119 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:46:43 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 16, 2011, 05:52:58 AM

No worries nj, this thread may die but my Sea Monkeys will live forever!

LMAO

Nirvana · « **Reply #120 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:51:12 AM »

get you a good grey shirt

the show off sweat nicely

jedibrat · « **Reply #121 on:** July 17, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 13, 2011, 06:08:47 PM

Try the "wiping discreetly with the underside of your thigh" technique, where you get up from the chair by laterally moving in the seat to the left or right first, so the hammie part of the pant will wipe it before you stand up

Yeah like this:

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #122 on:** July 17, 2011, 12:44:19 PM »

That dog ain't got no dignity. Honey Badger would never do that..or maybe he would, he doesn't give a shit after all. Such a nastyass mofo..

gym**rat · « **Reply #123 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:30:38 PM »

Hey Dutch, could Honey Badger scare my Sea Monkeys away?

jedibrat · « **Reply #124 on:** July 18, 2011, 01:15:53 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 14, 2011, 03:52:41 PM

That is my problem, I am a sweater from way back. Never mattered what I weighed. I sweat so much my wife uses an umbrella when I am on top.

same here, I sweat right through a tshirt from my first 3 sets. Even as a skinny 14yo beanpole I'd sweat so much playing bball I looked like i'd been thrown in the pool. Has nothing to do with weight/fitness/age. At the end of the day, you're losing salt which is generally in excess in the body.

Anyone have informed advice on what minerals you should repalce if you sweat a lot (apart from h20)?