Having a major problem with my son and need advices

[Rambone]

Haha.. I could hear Matty's voice as I read that.  I just watched P.I a few weeks ago; never had seen it before.  lol

You should check out Raw Iron: The Making of Pumping Iron if you havent seen it already. I think it's even on Youtube. It's the cat's pajamas

[cephissus]

Funny how everyone missed the pumping iron reference. Epic Americano whit and senses of humors.

x2 

[Jack T. Cross]

I liked the part where Arnold goes back to the gym to "get some muscles", and there's a group of weird mofos hanging around the desk.  These guys were all juiced to the gills, and were quite a crew.  Some dude in yellow overalls with turtleneck, wearing his oversized 70s sunglasses for full effect, another freak with a gingham shirt buttoned up to his chin, red eyed and stoned out of his mind, standing and giggling at Arnold without saying anything or responding, etc. etc.  All of them dosed to the fucking tits. It would have been a great time to be a bodybuilder, no doubt.

[Captain Equipoise]

Excellent gimmick! well done

[Jack T. Cross]

You should check out Raw Iron: The Making of Pumping Iron if you havent seen it already. I think it's even on Youtube. It's the cat's pajamas

I got the 25th aniversary edition and it had that as an extra.  And it is a great watch, you're right.  Funny how the bit with Waller referring to his plan to "steal" Katz' t-shirt was made after the O, specifically to put more drama into P.I.  The whole thing (the whole P.I. concept and movie, etc.) is kind of dumb, but it's a lot of fun at the same time.

[Nirvana]

americans and their lack of good humor   

[doriancutlerman]

I liked the part where Arnold goes back to the gym to "get some muscles", and there's a group of weird mofos hanging around the desk.  These guys were all juiced to the gills, and were quite a crew.  Some dude in yellow overalls with turtleneck, wearing his oversized 70s sunglasses for full effect, another freak with a gingham shirt buttoned up to his chin, red eyed and stoned out of his mind, standing and giggling at Arnold without saying anything or responding, etc. etc.  All of them dosed to the fucking tits. It would have been a great time to be a bodybuilder, no doubt.

LOL.  "Big Tony" was a bit of a 'tard, no doubt.

[Army of One]

Always love the dumb americans like coach who fall for threads like these  My advice would be to teach your son the value of $20, a thumbs up pose and a polaroid

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Dead giveaway you mentioned you son needed posing oil. GOOD posing oil. Lol ! Good one ! I'm impressed !

[Lord Humungous]

Charge him $20 for advices

[gh15]

You never mentioned how old he is now. Either way, weight training is great (done the right way) but keep him away from bodybuilding and lead him to sports. The last thing I would ever let my son do is be a bodybuilder.

why ? because you failed?,, what kind of shit is that letting your son be what you want to be? he can do whatevr the fuck he wants,, you live in americana if im correct ...this is the land of the free,, what the fuck is this dictatorship...look fella,, you failed in bodybuild eventhough you used and abused everything,, alright understood by all of us twister ,, but! not let him do bodydbuild because his dada failed?? dont you remember when you took the dirty thongs of whatever his name pearl? and they let you pose in them in your comeptition ,,all your schwarzeneger over the hill posing pics ala frank zane ,, what kind of man are you ,, i really really start doubting you as a human im very serious,,

he can be whatever the fuck he chose to be!,,you didnt have what it took...maybe he will? maybe he unlike you wont be late to the gh train ....maybe he unlike you will do it right ,,he already has a bible here that he can easily read....bible that his selfish father didnt bother to write but had to be written by ifbb pro that risk his fuckin life to write for kids like him!


you are selfish bastard! ,,wait a second you are nto a bastard,, bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock right? i think i know english enough and very smart to understand this,, so not bastard but you are

the GREAT twister of reality ! nto for nothing did i call you twister,, this is really sad ,,

bodybuild has no money in it true ,, but bodybuild is something you cant take out of someone if they like it,, some are painters...some re carpenters...some are cooks ....and some are bodybuilders ,,

stop talking about all this athlers balonie,, bodybuild is where its at ,, you are on  BODYBUILDING BOARD,, THIS IS FUCKIN BODYBUILDING BOARD,, 99% OF FELLAS HERE WOULD KILL WOULD PRACTICALLY KIL TO BE ONE DAY IN DENISE WOLFE SHOWS ,,ONE SINGLE DAY!  they will do a casey anthony type of shit inorder to substuitue their body with arnold in his prime ,,

so stop talking about your dumb athletes that are 16 year old fatzos in highschool that even them will soon take hormones or already hav eand you have no idea about it because thats just how americano society go now day FROM DRUG TO DRUG and hush hush ...no talk ,,no friends only BUDS!

gh15 approved

[Dr Dutch]

Let him do a team sport first. Most important thing is that he enjoys it.

[WillGrant]

Bay will tell you he is Gay  - nothing wrong with him wanting to grow up and be big and muscular they get all the girls (for bay) plus scare the bullies - he sounds like ya normal kid - let him be

[dr.chimps]

Basement. Chains. Sound proofing.

[BayGBM]

Ive taken everyone's helpful opinions and decided against them to do what's best for my child since he is in fact my son. I am planning a book burning tomorrow night of all of the muscle books. I will not allow this bodybuilding faggotry in my house

But you'll have it on your computer! 

[Tito24]

throw some benzine in his ears and burn him out a little

[Stefano]

why ? because you failed?,, what kind of shit is that letting your son be what you want to be? he can do whatevr the fuck he wants,, you live in americana if im correct ...this is the land of the free,, what the fuck is this dictatorship...look fella,, you failed in bodybuild eventhough you used and abused everything,, alright understood by all of us twister ,, but! not let him do bodydbuild because his dada failed?? dont you remember when you took the dirty thongs of whatever his name pearl? and they let you pose in them in your comeptition ,,all your schwarzeneger over the hill posing pics ala frank zane ,, what kind of man are you ,, i really really start doubting you as a human im very serious,,

he can be whatever the fuck he chose to be!,,you didnt have what it took...maybe he will? maybe he unlike you wont be late to the gh train ....maybe he unlike you will do it right ,,he already has a bible here that he can easily read....bible that his selfish father didnt bother to write but had to be written by ifbb pro that risk his fuckin life to write for kids like him!


you are selfish bastard! ,,wait a second you are nto a bastard,, bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock right? i think i know english enough and very smart to understand this,, so not bastard but you are

the GREAT twister of reality ! nto for nothing did i call you twister,, this is really sad ,,

bodybuild has no money in it true ,, but bodybuild is something you cant take out of someone if they like it,, some are painters...some re carpenters...some are cooks ....and some are bodybuilders ,,

stop talking about all this athlers balonie,, bodybuild is where its at ,, you are on  BODYBUILDING BOARD,, THIS IS FUCKIN BODYBUILDING BOARD,, 99% OF FELLAS HERE WOULD KILL WOULD PRACTICALLY KIL TO BE ONE DAY IN DENISE WOLFE SHOWS ,,ONE SINGLE DAY!  they will do a casey anthony type of shit inorder to substuitue their body with arnold in his prime ,,

so stop talking about your dumb athletes that are 16 year old fatzos in highschool that even them will soon take hormones or already hav eand you have no idea about it because thats just how americano society go now day FROM DRUG TO DRUG and hush hush ...no talk ,,no friends only BUDS!

gh15 approved

LOL Sounds like someone has some serious daddy issues.

Whatsamatter Did your daddy tell you to stay away from drugs?
Yeah you showed him

[ManBearPig...]

we had a deaf kid on our team in high school.

he could hear a little, but he played defense, where he reacted to ball movement, not snap counts.  he did great , started 2 years on varsity.

retard strength maybe?

[WillGrant]

retard strength maybe?

Is Big Dumb John Goudy deaf to ?

[OneMoreRep]

Sounds to me like he is already a full blown homosexual.

That light you see that keeps illuminating his room throughout night isn't a flashlight under the blanket, instead it's his radioactive cum due to prolonged gamma radiation exposure at the gay clubs. This exposure to gamma radiation will, in the future, allow him to turn into a green, musclebound monster that apprehends assholes and people short of $20 after a picture of him is snapped.

Oh and, in case I forget, he will most likely develop a lisp as a grown man,
"1"

[funk51]

Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?

yom $20

[El Diablo Blanco]

Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?

Put him ,, on this regimina,

10 iu GHa
250 mg each day masterona ,,from kezpatistan
200 mg,, equipna
250 mg trenbolagna
500 mg sustanononona

him generation nothingness ,, makes gains not like philsunina ,, no oils in delts ,, lots of bent over rows while he reads nothingness magazine of boddybulders not from 90's ,, but built from insulina and Ghona ,, ask chiwawa and man with pretty glasses

GH APPROVED

[Rambone]

Update: everything you guys said is coming true. The first thing at breakfast this morning, he asked for $20, so he could buy a training DVD with Flex Wheeler called Mass Construction. I was a feeling a little crabby since I got up earlier than usual to burn all of the Weider Principles in the house. After looking up this Flex Wheeler guy, I was kinda hard on him and reminded him about our strict rules about having gay muscle porn in the house. He threw down his hearing device against the kitchen table and the batteries flew everywhere. How can I repair this relationship?

[CalvinH]

Up the dose!

[tu_holmes]

Update: everything you guys said is coming true. The first thing at breakfast this morning, he asked for $20, so he could buy a training DVD with Flex Wheeler called Mass Construction. I was a feeling a little crabby since I got up earlier than usual to burn all of the Weider Principles in the house. After looking up this Flex Wheeler guy, I was kinda hard on him and reminded him about our strict rules about having gay muscle porn in the house. He threw down his hearing device against the kitchen table and the batteries flew everywhere. How can I repair this relationship?

You may as well disown him now... It's hopeless.