Taco's and Burritos. 

They've had a hardon for her since she wore that infamous dress---then they mocked her. But neither their wives can compete with her in the looks, and body dept. And Trey split
with his...
I see both as two passive aggressive nerds, that if the tables were turned, couldn't take the heat that they dish.
Hah he looks like a dead body himself. A zombie to more specific. Eyes all sunken in and shit
Edward Scissorhands come to life---minus the scissors.