Author Topic: im leaving my gf for a 19yo old girl in arkansa (Read 3510 times)

chess315 · « **on:** July 18, 2011, 06:08:25 AM »

my gf is 20 i know she is old I am 34 i hate her so im going to chop fire wood for a living but really to drink whsikey i know you guys will hate on tthe pux you wint ever melt me down lol much luv

chess315 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:09:20 AM »

chess315 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:10:11 AM »

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:10:37 AM »

Epic Kai Greene-like nostrils. Did she cheat on you with some fruit you bought?

chess315 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:10:47 AM »

chess315 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:11:36 AM »

she is 410 that her old bf i tried to get bodyshots but i guess camera are hard to come buy in arkasas

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:14:40 AM »

How much did you drink ?

chess315 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:20:30 AM »

15 a lil more or les bottels of mad dog and a few blast the snoop drink its the off season so ic an use the extra calories acording to adoinis it dont matter lol i know that girl isnt like a 10 but i just cant help myself when i seen her at her grandpas funeral u just know if u know what i mean

chess315 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:21:57 AM »

thye havent seen men like us in them parts i was in the gas stqation in jasper all the women u could see there lips water

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:26:54 AM »

hope you'll be happy with her mate

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:27:37 AM »

Oh, boy ...

Power · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:42:26 AM »

Title fixed.

gym**rat · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:42:37 AM »

Does she give a mean Rusty Trombone?

gym**rat · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:44:10 AM »

Make sure and brush your "tooth" before kissing this new girl. Hope this helps!

robcguns · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:48:07 AM »

Quote from: chess315 on July 18, 2011, 06:09:20 AM

hi

not bad at all,but you look like your 44.

chess315 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:52:14 AM »

actually i look young prolly 27 thats just a bad pic

chess315 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2011, 06:53:56 AM »

they funney thing is that jack ass with her in the pic was asking me how tog get big musles lol i siad drink a gllon of milk a day cause for the layman that truely all they understand

dov · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2011, 12:34:31 PM »

Hey "Chess", do you know of another drunkin redneck by the name of "markdavis"?

You two just may be brothers from the same cousin.

Tito24 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2011, 12:42:30 PM »

Agent69 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2011, 01:15:21 PM »

Quote from: chess315 on July 18, 2011, 06:52:14 AM

actually i look young prolly 27 thats just a bad pic

27----bahahahahahahahahahaaa

outby43 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2011, 01:16:15 PM »

I was looking at upgrading our carpet. I like the earthy look of yours. Was it special order?

deadz · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2011, 01:56:20 PM »

Epic gimmick this Chess315

Hulkotron · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2011, 03:17:51 PM »

Chess is that your old gf or the one you are obtaining in Arkansas?

newmom · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2011, 03:43:49 PM »

where are her parents?

I know I'm feeding a troll but um really?

WillGrant · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2011, 04:58:26 PM »

Fuckin gimmick

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