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Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« on: July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM »
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.

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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 04:45:23 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.
Ha!  ;D
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 04:54:05 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.


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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 04:57:09 PM »
sounds like a butt-rock fan till the end
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 05:04:01 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:48:21 PM
Update:Just as I finished that first post a douchebag bouncer with a bow tie, ponytail, big arms/chest/shoulders and a gut came out the door yelling for me to "get back in there and pay the girl." So I took off. Fuckhim and her.

you should've flashed your 20 inch fatcep to intimidate him and casually walked off the premises when he realized what he was getting into with you
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 05:14:53 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.

Your non stop racist shit is old man...
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 05:27:43 PM »
LOL.... White bitches Love the Black Cock that's why then listen to black music ...


On a side note, I went to San Diego for a Wu-Tang Concert, about 40% of the jam packed crowd were white 40-50yr old men
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 05:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 18, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
LOL.... White bitches Love the Black Cock that's why then listen to black music ...


On a side note, I went to San Diego for a Wu-Tang Concert, about 40% of the jam packed crowd were white 40-50yr old men

Funny thing is white men been taking shit for years and still can't solve their performance issues
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 05:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 18, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
LOL.... White bitches Love the Black Cock that's why then listen to black music ...


On a side note, I went to San Diego for a Wu-Tang Concert, about 40% of the jam packed crowd were white 40-50yr old men


You went to a Wu-Tang concert ?? Jesus christ, man ! I'm jealous ! HUGE Wu-Tang fan here ! Were they good, at least ??
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 06:02:19 PM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 18, 2011, 05:45:04 PM

You went to a Wu-Tang concert ?? Jesus christ, man ! I'm jealous ! HUGE Wu-Tang fan here ! Were they good, at least ??

Used to love the Wu man, but they really fell off starting around '01
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 06:06:47 PM »
Quote from: njanvi on July 18, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Used to love the Wu man, but they really fell off starting around '01


I agree. " Wu-Tang Forever " was the last greatest album for me. LOVED IT !


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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 06:12:08 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 06:05:01 PM
I'm thinking more along the lines of Willie Nelson, The Charlie Daniels Band, Molly Hatchet



I like Charlie Daniels. Good choice ! But, honestly, would you rather listen to Charlie Daniels over Rhianna ( sp. ? ) while gettin' a lap dance ? LOL ! I can just see a woman stickin' her poon tang in my face while " The Devil Went Down To Georgia " is playin' in the background ! LOLOLOL !
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 06:12:32 PM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 18, 2011, 06:06:47 PM

I agree. " Wu-Tang Forever " was the last greatest album for me. LOVED IT !




Double disc!!!! "reunited, double lp, world's excited..."

But nothing will ever top 36 chambers
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2011, 06:18:39 PM »
Quote from: njanvi on July 18, 2011, 06:12:32 PM
Double disc!!!! "reunited, double lp, world's excited..."

But nothing will ever top 36 chambers


Jesus christ, Nj ! Your takin' me wayyyyyy back, brotha ! Lol ! God, how I miss those days ... :(
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2011, 06:33:35 PM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 18, 2011, 05:45:04 PM

You went to a Wu-Tang concert ?? Jesus christ, man ! I'm jealous ! HUGE Wu-Tang fan here ! Were they good, at least ??

Seen Wu-tang 6 times including 3 solo gigs (Raekwon, Ghost, GZA)  8)
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2011, 07:22:34 PM »
Anybody else picturing a fatass, acne-face, loser in a 1998 Honda with a fart can exhaust trying to tear out across the strip club parking lot?

This story is about as credible as a BlackFagRedStar tall tale.
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2011, 07:31:41 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.

Freudian slip?
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2011, 07:32:19 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 18, 2011, 07:22:34 PM
Anybody else picturing a fatass, acne-face, loser in a 1998 Honda with a fart can exhaust trying to tear out across the strip club parking lot?

This story is about as credible as a BlackFagRedStar tall tale.
TheRedNeckKid is either a gimmick, or should kill himself. His stories of having his movie night (The Hangover 2) ruined because Black music started playing on the soundtrack, and now his night out at the strip club ruined because Rihanna (who's music is likely a STAPLE in strip clubs all over the world) started playing...I mean, c'mon son!  ::)
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2011, 07:48:54 PM »
I've never been in any strip club where you could stiff a girl on a lap dance and walk away from it without an ass-kicking.

This fucking fable is exactly the shit 17 year olds type to impress their Chess Club buddies in high school.

I'll bet the Kid has blown an uncle or two. 
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2011, 08:59:52 PM »
usually, lapdances are pre-pay
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2011, 09:17:22 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on July 18, 2011, 08:59:52 PM
usually, lapdances are pre-pay
You're ruining his image.
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2011, 11:23:21 PM »
Quote from: PJim on July 18, 2011, 06:33:35 PM
Seen Wu-tang 6 times including 3 solo gigs (Raekwon, Ghost, GZA)  8)
Ghostface had to be a killa...Tony Starks baby.....
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2011, 01:15:21 AM »
Looks like "The Red Meat Kid" is running out of places to go.
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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2011, 05:45:24 AM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 18, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
I am in my car right now in the strip joint parking lot. Everything was cool. They were playing Motley Crue, Aerosmith, old Van Halen, etc. I started getting a lad dance from a cute Germanic blonde with blue eyes, and they started playing Rhianna. So I got up, shouldered her out of the way and walked straight out the door. I didn't pay the stripper her $20. I won't support an establishment that doesn't support our heritage.



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Re: Just Walked Out In The Middle Of A Lap Dance Because They Played Rihanna
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2011, 07:18:12 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on July 18, 2011, 08:59:52 PM
usually, lapdances are pre-pay


Not here......but you don't get out the door if you try to stiff a dancer.
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