Just ordered a new shitter!

[Primemuscle]

I will never use anything but Charmin. Even if it is free toilet paper day at the grocery store I am buying my Charmin. It does clog easier especially when you have that hunk of shit hanging on an ass hair and you end up smearing it all over your ass crack and it takes you 4 wipes to clean up.

I hate it when this happens. Especially when you take a shit somewhere other than at home. Happened to me today at Home Depot....used half a roll of toilet paper. 

[Gym Rat]

Speaking of Shitters:

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[robcguns]

Just went back and read the first post. I need a toilet like this. I have no joke clogged my toilet every morning for the last 3 months. It’s ridiculous. Hahaha.

[funk51]

    this guy could plug it , ask mentzer, he was said to lose 20 lbs overnight at times. course both guys are no longer with us.

[wes]

Speaking of Shitters:

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

WTF

Get this guy to a fucking institution............. ....GEEZUS! 

[gym**rat]

Speaking of Shitters:

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Gym Rat, what word did you use that brought up my old post? My guess is "Shitter". Unfortunately I lost my Toto toilet in the divorce 9 yrs ago. The judge would not award it to me. I bought another one in my new house after the divorce. But I have since moved to Florida and again I am dealing with a subpar Turd Transporter.

[Rusty Trombone]

Speaking of Shitters:

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Gym Rat, what word did you use that brought up my old post? My guess is "Shitter". Unfortunately I lost my Toto toilet in the divorce 9 yrs ago. The judge would not award it to me. I bought another one in my new house after the divorce. But I have since moved to Florida and again I am dealing with a subpar Turd Transporter.

Huh? 

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

[robcguns]

Huh? 

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Hahahahah. This has had me laughing all morning.

[gym**rat]

Huh? 

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.

[ProudVirgin69]

Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.

I remember your posts, you had the avatar text “sea munkeys!!!” or some thing like that

[IroNat]

This thread is funny.

[ProudVirgin69]

This thread is funny.

Gym**rat is a funny dude

[gym**rat]

I remember your posts, you had the avatar text “sea munkeys!!!” or some thing like that

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388718.0

Since moving to Florida my sea monkey condition has worsened. For those who don't know a what a sea monkey is, it where you sit on a vinyl or leather chair for a while and when you get up it leaves a mark on the cushion from your ass sweating.
If you ever leave sea monkeys there is a trick to erase the embarrassing monkey. Instead of getting straight up off the chair, you slide off of it instead. This will wipe it away. Of course you still have to endure an embarrassing sweat stain on your pants/shorts.

[gym**rat]

Gym**rat is a funny dude

Thanks PV69! I feel it's just as easy to make someone laugh as it is to piss someone off.

[Tapeworm]

I just shat in a new shitter.

Enviro-john. Saves water by only flushing half your turd away.

Be a janitor every crap. Fucking slave tech peasant plumbing.

[gym**rat]

I just shat in a new shitter.

Enviro-john. Saves water by only flushing half your turd away.

Be a janitor every crap. Fucking slave tech peasant plumbing.

Solution: Hang a hatchet next to the toilet paper roll. Unfortunately you will just have to play lumberjack prior to each flush.

[Kwon]

Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.

Is there a Gym Brat as well?

[Gym Rat]

Huh? 

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Well, I do talk to myself, but not here. This gym**rat's been around for ages, and of course his username has more characters, as he is "a character" himself.
Good dude...