Author Topic: Jonah Hill stopped Permabulking (Read 9895 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 19, 2011, 05:04:48 AM »

Team Lean Face may have a new member soon

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:09:05 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2011, 05:04:48 AM

Team Lean Face may have a new member soon

This could very well backfire on him. I know that part of his onscreen allure is his witty humor, but that comes packaged in with his overweight, goofy-looking Jewish persona.

You take away the fat and he is just another witty guy. It's hard to laugh at John Candy or Chris Farley without the 200+ pounds of excess fat that make them great targets to laugh at.

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Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:09:57 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2011, 05:09:05 AM

This could very well backfire on him. I know that part of his onscreen allure is his witty humor, but that comes packaged in with his overweight, goofy-looking Jewish persona.

You take away the fat and he is just another witty guy. It's hard to laugh at John Candy or Chris Farley without the 200+ pounds of excess fat that make them great targets to laugh at.

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I agree, he's starting to look like a Lawyer now

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:22:17 AM »

Come on - the dude looked like a walking heart attack.

gym**rat · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:23:07 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2011, 05:09:05 AM

This could very well backfire on him. I know that part of his onscreen allure is his witty humor, but that comes packaged in with his overweight, goofy-looking Jewish persona.

You take away the fat and he is just another witty guy. It's hard to laugh at John Candy or Chris Farley without the 200+ pounds of excess fat that make them great targets to laugh at.

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Excellant point, I agree. But he probably added 10 years onto his life.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:24:12 AM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 19, 2011, 05:22:17 AM

Come on - the dude looked like a walking heart attack.

That was part of the appeal.

We laugh at people that are morbidly obese who are capable of dancing like idiots, while making funny faces and sounds.

Take away the fat and it just doesn't seem right.

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Soul Crusher · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:25:32 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2011, 05:24:12 AM

That was part of the appeal.

We laugh at people that are morbidly obese who are capable of dancing like idiots, while making funny faces and sounds.

Take away the fat and it just doesn't seem right.

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Yes of course - but maybe he wants to make it to 40 y/o over providing people with a few goofs at his previously grotesque body.

Did you see Superbad when he was running? Geez.

Red Hook · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:28:02 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2011, 05:09:05 AM

This could very well backfire on him. I know that part of his onscreen allure is his witty humor, but that comes packaged in with his overweight, goofy-looking Jewish persona.

You take away the fat and he is just another witty guy. It's hard to laugh at John Candy or Chris Farley without the 200+ pounds of excess fat that make them great targets to laugh at.

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Oddly enough I think that is why fat people in Hollywood don't lose weight. I can see their agent telling them "you will never be a sex symbol, and you are typed cast as the fat funny person". Losing weight for the fringe actor is a risky proposition, one where the consequences may mean less work.

for the me, If I were a guy in Hollywood I would live, eat, sleep and breath on HGH. A low enough dosage where I could lie and say it is all because of my diet and tabata training.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:29:10 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on July 19, 2011, 05:28:02 AM

Oddly enough I think that is why fat people in Hollywood don't lose weight. I can see their agent telling them "you will never be a sex symbol, and you are typed cast as the fat funny person". Losing weight for the fringe actor is a risky proposition, one where the consequences may mean less work.

for the me, If I were a guy in Hollywood I would live, eat, sleep and breath on HGH. A low enough dosage where I could lie and say it is all because of my diet and tabata training.

This.

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makaveli25 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2011, 05:31:31 AM »

Doesn't look funny anymore.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2011, 06:31:09 AM »

Is Drew Cary funny any more? If you consider The Price is Right funny.....then again, check out where he stands on the "net worth" list.....ASTOUNDING

Nails · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:40:21 AM »

Aaaaaad a fat sloppy fuck again

local hero · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:43:50 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 30, 2015, 10:40:21 AM

Aaaaaad a fat sloppy fuck again

Has smaller forearms than the girl next to him... Epic Zionist proportions

njflex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:46:25 AM »

SEE ZACK GALAFANAKIS...

thegamechanger · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:46:40 AM »

looks good for 110 years old

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 30, 2015, 10:40:21 AM

Aaaaaad a fat sloppy fuck again

Holy shit.

Nails · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:51:28 AM »

looks like he scarfing down Matzoh ball soup and Challah every hour on the hour

Azzaro · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:53:53 AM »

Suit is still two sizes too large

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:54:51 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 30, 2015, 10:40:21 AM

Aaaaaad a fat sloppy fuck again

Looks like he's about to pop

hench · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:55:59 AM »

Apparantly this bulk is for a movie. Surely a fat suit would have been more beneficial to someone so easily swayed by burger king and mcdonalds

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:06:47 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on July 19, 2011, 06:31:09 AM

Is Drew Cary funny any more? If you consider The Price is Right funny.....then again, check out where he stands on the "net worth" list.....ASTOUNDING

Drew Carey looks like a serial molester. He'd give Pee-Wee Herman the heebie jeebies.

SuperTed · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:25:07 PM »

He looked like shit both fat and skinny. May as well opt for being fat in that case as you can eat as much as you like.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:32:43 PM »

Quote from: hench on April 30, 2015, 10:55:59 AM

Apparantly this bulk is for a movie. Surely a fat suit would have been more beneficial to someone so easily swayed by burger king and mcdonalds

That's gotta suck when you're a fat kid your whole life. You bust your ass to get skinny and they want you to be fat again in your next movie. He was better off turning down the role if this is true

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:36:10 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on April 30, 2015, 12:32:43 PM

That's gotta suck when you're a fat kid your whole life. You bust your ass to get skinny and they want you to be fat again in your next movie. He was better off turning down the role if this is true

Jonah :"but I don't want to get fat again!"
Studio :"heres 10 millions dollars"
Jonah : "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"

Nails · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:39:00 PM »

does he fuck seth rogan

or does seth rogan fuck him

i know for sure James Franco watches tho