What's the most fucked up story you heard from a pathological/compulsive liar

[Stavios]

We all know one, or a few !
post up your stories.

here is mine.
A doorman who works with me at the club, 36 years old, lives with his parents. He keeps saying to everyone he is a bodyguard  and has clients all over the world in the united states, south america, etc.

Here is the most fucked up sotry he told me, I couldn'T even keep a straight face when he told me that story because I was so embarassed for him:

"OK bro so I was in Costarica this winter, I was going there to meet my client who is a very important guy over there ( ). So I go to the club and the 2 doormen at the club look at me and tell me that I can't enter with my hat in the club. so I start to argue with them that I keep my hat on everywhere I go because that's how I am. so they call their head doorman because they were a bit scared by the way I look ( ). The head doorman tell them it's ok when he sees me, and I go toward the VIP where my client is with all the big guys over in costarica. then, that HUGE guy who checks out the VIP, who is big like you Stavios, and tall like Alexander (6'10  ) push be in the chest to tell me to go away. I then grabbed his arm and pushed him to the ground and when I saw he had a gun, I kicked his gun. All the other security guys went apeshit and tried to shoot me but my client saw everything and told them to leave me alone because he knew what I was capable off and that I could beat up everybody in this place. Afterward they offered me a full time job there but I decliened because I have too many clients already".


haha

and the yound kids believe his stories at the club, so when they ask me about it I only reply: DUDE ! HE WORKS HERE !!! AS A FUCKING DOORMAN FOR 100$ A NIGHT !!! WAKE UP !!!

[Dr Dutch]

"I am 100% natural"

[FlexGuns]

A certain person claimed his car flipped 100 times in the air while driving, made some bullshit story that he was in ICU for a week only to be healed by calling random gettbiggers and then appears a week later like nothing happened and without a scratch.

[CalvinH]

We all know one, or a few !
post up your stories.

here is mine.
A doorman who works with me at the club, 36 years old, lives with his parents. He keeps saying to everyone he is a bodyguard  and has clients all over the world in the united states, south america, etc.

Here is the most fucked up sotry he told me, I couldn'T even keep a straight face when he told me that story because I was so embarassed for him:

"OK bro so I was in Costarica this winter, I was going there to meet my client who is a very important guy over there ( ). So I go to the club and the 2 doormen at the club look at me and tell me that I can't enter with my hat in the club. so I start to argue with them that I keep my hat on everywhere I go because that's how I am. so they call their head doorman because they were a bit scared by the way I look ( ). The head doorman tell them it's ok when he sees me, and I go toward the VIP where my client is with all the big guys over in costarica. then, that HUGE guy who checks out the VIP, who is big like you Stavios, and tall like Alexander (6'10  ) push be in the chest to tell me to go away. I then grabbed his arm and pushed him to the ground and when I saw he had a gun, I kicked his gun. All the other security guys went apeshit and tried to shoot me but my client saw everything and told them to leave me alone because he knew what I was capable off and that I could beat up everybody in this place. Afterward they offered me a full time job there but I decliened because I have too many clients already".


haha

and the yound kids believe his stories at the club, so when they ask me about it I only reply: DUDE ! HE WORKS HERE !!! AS A FUCKING DOORMAN FOR 100$ A NIGHT !!! WAKE UP !!!

Just stay on GB for a few more minutes and I'm sure you'll here another....

[Stavios]

Just stay on GB for a few more minutes and I'm sure you'll here another....

yeah but on getbig it's to be xpected, people are anonymous.

when people say crazy shit like that IRL, it freaks me out

[Van_Bilderass]

I always encourage compulsive liars, "wow bro, that's cool...". Then I encourage them to tell the story again when other people are around.
Funny how the story always changes with each re-telling. Hard to keep track of the lies.

There's one dude here on GB whom I know in real life. He doesn't know who VB is but I know him. I've often laughed at his imaginary stories here on GB. There's a smigeon of truth there but mostly BS. He's the same IRL. I think this disease is incurable.  

[mass243]

It was yesterday. On GB actually.

One random dude (?) started a thread where he claimed to have been asked by a hot 18-yo teen to put sum' meat in her ass.






 

[Stavios]

I always encourage compulsive liars, "wow bro, that's cool...". Then I encourage them to tell the story again when other people are around.
Funny how the story always changes with each re-telling. Hard to keep track of the lies.

There's one dude here on GB whom I know in real life. He doesn't know who VB is but I know him. I've often laughed at his imaginary stories here on GB. There's a smigeon of truth there but mostly BS. He's the same IRL. I think this disease is incurable.  

Swede ? 

[Stavios]

I always encourage compulsive liars, "wow bro, that's cool...". Then I encourage them to tell the story again when other people are around.
Funny how the story always changes with each re-telling. Hard to keep track of the lies.

There's one dude here on GB whom I know in real life. He doesn't know who VB is but I know him. I've often laughed at his imaginary stories here on GB. There's a smigeon of truth there but mostly BS. He's the same IRL. I think this disease is incurable.  

I think there is an old saying that goes like this: When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember

or something like that

[Van_Bilderass]

Swede ? 

No, I don't even know his name. Although Swede did lie about his gear use. Pathological liars lie about everything, even when there is no need to.

[gym**rat]

It was yesterday. On GB actually.

One random dude (?) started a thread where he claimed to have been asked by a hot 18-yo teen to put sum' meat in her ass.



 

Great example.

[Stavios]

No, I don't even know his name. Although Swede did lie about his gear use. Pathological liars lie about everything, even when there is no need to.

Take a look at this.

This guy comes see me in March 2011, he asks me  if winstrol is OK for a first cycle. I tell him  I would take d-bol instead or both, as I don't like winstrol much. He told me: OK ! I am starting monday !

Last week (july 2011), he comes again at the club looking like he does in the second picture and tells me: That's it bro, I want to see what I look like on roids so what do you suggest ? is winstrol good or I shoot take testosterone ?

I replied: Bro are you taking me for an idiot or what ? He was insulted ?

haha fucked up dude, awesome physique tho


First picture: he has looked that way since I know him like 6-7 years ago, around 175-180 lbs

second picture, 200 lbs and leaner haha after 4 months (he is on the right oviously)

[Bam-bam]

Fucking great physique on that dude stavios, gh15 is so right when he tells first get ripped then blow up!

[Stavios]

Fucking great physique on that dude stavios, gh15 is so right when he tells first get ripped then blow up!

Dude looks fucking awesome, fucking chicken legs tho, about 22 inches haha but pussy pulling physique for sure

[Bam-bam]

With abs like that who gives a shit about legs lol

[The Wizard of Truth]

I was once told by a guy in the gym that he hooked up with a pair of twins in Prague on a stag night
One of them was 20 and the other was 18, apparently
I didn't even bother questioning him

I run a supplement and Mma store, practically everyone who comes has stories
One guy today was sparring with UFC fighter mark hominick when he was in canada and kept tapping him out
Another 40yr old fat guy used to be a pro bodybuilder, til he broke his wrist

[Stavios]

With abs like that who gives a shit about legs lol

for the beach I agree

[Irongrip400]

"It's the biggest I've ever seen!"  -my ex girlfriend

[apply85]

I've known more liars then anyone.

One guy I worked with at an after school day camp, we were counselors, was late coming to work on the same train as me. Not in the car, but the same Q train here in Brooklyn, so we show up late to work, and we talk about the late train. The announcement on the train was that there was an electrical problem. He tells me it's cause a guy got electrocuted on the track. He goes into detail and tells me he saw his name tag melting and stuff, lol, dude I was on the same train, wtf.

He was also a compulsive gambler and when he talked about poker he would start to sweat and shake.


One other old friend I suspect is a virgin but he is a very good story teller. He's good looking and girls like him but he's a puss and he's told countless stories of fucking this or that girl, all lies, but he's well liked and nobody wants to break his heart by calling him out.


Another old college friend was a very funny guy, got lots of pussy, but it was never enough for him, he would make up awful stories about fucking girls on planes, coming in girl's mouthes and then them spiting it into their fish tank - he was a regular Tucker Max. His stories were awful though. Why did he make them up? He got pussy

A lot of women I know are fucking 100% liars, they never ever stop lying. It's not like they tell stories but they never reveal their true selves. They will straight up deny doing certain things TO MY FACE. I WAS THERE, YOU DID IT TO ME WTF.

Liars are people I will never understand or be friends with again

btw someone just hacked Ron's website again lol

[Cashfan]

225 for 112

[Shockwave]

No, I don't even know his name. Although Swede did lie about his gear use. Pathological liars lie about everything, even when there is no need to.

Youre euro, right Van?

Im assuming that the person you say you know in person is actually GH15. Lulz.

[Shockwave]

225 for 112

Alex 23 gimmick?
No one else would would give a shit about anything that guy said, except A23, about those PM's from the chicks.

[flinstones1]

This guy...Tells 14 year olds on a daily basis a motorcycle accident was the best thing that ever happened to him because it kept him from using deadly steroids. Also has teenagers (every one who walks in the stoor) eating 600 grams of protein and spending thousands of dollars. Never touched a drug in his life.

[Swlabr]

"I only popped a few anadrol when I felt like it, and we had winny in a syringe, but couldn't be bothered injecting it"

[mass243]

"I only popped a few anadrol when I felt like it, and we had winny in a syringe, but couldn't be bothered injecting it"

Did the syringe actually lay there untouched for months