And finally imagine a package of salmon after a wild night booze, dancing, and sweating....Holy mother of God..
but honey badger don't give a shit and would eat it , think about it, then go back to not giving a shit.
I open a package of salmon and the smell reminds me of a girl I once dated.
If you stuff a piece of salmon in a fur lined glove then jackoff with it, it actually feels pretty damn good. Just saying.
And I'm guessing after finish off, you have your own mayo for...
And then you give the glove to your dog to play with?