Author Topic: Marrying a whore and thinking ... (Read 3358 times)

hipolito mejia · « **on:** July 20, 2011, 12:21:01 PM »

....She'll change simply cause she's now a "married lady"

I was the best man of wedding I know big mistake I couldnt say no, but I warned my friend not to do it....Here's the stats, shes average looking, 33 steady job,no kids, smokes pot and Hooka lOVES reggaeton and Hip Hop ...she still goes out on weekends with her friends and older sister (who is a trashy divorced with 3 kids and gets drunks and will screw just about anyone).

My friend wants her to start dressing and behaving like a lady (good luck on that LMAO) "she also talks like a Getto gal" and its mad about any dude cause he thinks everybody its hitting on her when he should know "better" hell, He's even mad at me ... Anyone here thinks he will succeed in his quest?.

Thanks.

bradistani · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:25:30 PM »

i bet she's great in bed

Stavios · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:25:39 PM »

can't turn a hoe into a house wife

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:28:38 PM »

What the fuck dis he marry her for?
Complete grief

MrUniverse · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 20, 2011, 12:25:39 PM

can't turn a hoe into a house wife

No you cant.

mass243 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 20, 2011, 12:25:39 PM

can't turn a hoe into a house wife

Word.

Cum buckets and wives are two totally different classes. Each one has it's own purpose.

Agent69 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 20, 2011, 12:25:39 PM

can't turn a hoe into a house wife

This...

Fortress · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:42:08 PM »

This will end tragically

bradistani · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:43:25 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:44:39 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 20, 2011, 12:25:39 PM

can't turn a hoe into a house wife

Sure you can, there are a lot of former hos that are housewives---it's just that their husbands are okay with them being a ho, or they have convinced themselves that she is now "ho" reformed...
And there are many men who marry ho's and don't know a thing...

Think about some of those freaky ass women you and others have been with. And then think about how she learned to be like that---then think abot the guy who marries that....

Actually, you are correct, I was just being a Devil's advocate.

Nails · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:52:48 PM »

a whore is only as faithful as your POP-INS at home, no matter how good of a lifestyle you give these hoes, nymphoes get a thrill off cheatin on someone that cares for them.

A female from work, real skanky cuban slut, was with this white guy who treated her good (all work together, this hoe prob blew 60% of the guys at work) bought her flowers to work an shit, She told me once that after she got thru blowing and swallowing some black dude at work, she drover to her boyfriends house (white guy) maybe a 5min drive and where he awaited her with roses.

What made me wanna almost punch this hoe was she said, "All i thought about when i kissed my boyfriend was how does (blackdudes name) nut taste dude" I felt so bad i almost wanted to tell him, but its his own fault foo tried to turn a hoe into his girlfriend and paid the price

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:55:22 PM »

Beautiful avatar there, Nails

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:56:00 PM »

Here's a free life lesson for many of you young men....

ALL women LIE and CHEAT better than men. Regardless of it being a young or old woman, they are better than men at infidelity. Also, listen very carefully to this, regardless of you ever cheating on her or not, there is a very high probability that she has cheated on you at least once.

Take it from a man that spends much time in spas, hair salons and massage parlors with many sophisticated women..
"1"

bike nut · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:56:16 PM »

Separate the assets, dig a hole in a swamp...he'll need both in a year.

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 20, 2011, 12:52:48 PM

a whore is only as faithful as your POP-INS at home, no matter how good of a lifestyle you give these hoes, nymphoes get a thrill off cheatin on someone that cares for them.

A female from work, real skanky cuban slut, was with this white guy who treated her good (all work together, this hoe prob blew 60% of the guys at work) bought her flowers to work an shit, She told me once that after she got thru blowing and swallowing some dude at work, she drover to her boyfriends house (white guy) maybe a 5min drive and where he awaited her with roses.

What made me wanna almost punch this hoe was she said, "All i thought about when i kissed my boyfriend was how does (blackdudes name) nut taste dude" I felt so bad i almost wanted to tell him, but its his own fault foo
tried to turn a hoe into his girlfriend and paid the price

don't feel sorry for this simp, because that is what he is. You already said yorself she was skankh, and dudes know that. Her boyfriend probably saw a hot chick and was like "now is my chance", she saw him and saw a simp, someone who can give her gifts, etc.

240 is Back · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:56:40 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 20, 2011, 12:55:22 PM

Beautiful avatar there, Nails

thats awesome.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 20, 2011, 12:52:48 PM

a whore is only as faithful as your POP-INS at home, no matter how good of a lifestyle you give these hoes, nymphoes get a thrill off cheatin on someone that cares for them.

A female from work, real skanky cuban slut, was with this white guy who treated her good (all work together, this hoe prob blew 60% of the guys at work) bought her flowers to work an shit, She told me once that after she got thru blowing and swallowing some black dude at work, she drover to her boyfriends house (white guy) maybe a 5min drive and where he awaited her with roses.

What made me wanna almost punch this hoe was she said, "All i thought about when i kissed my boyfriend was how does (blackdudes name) nut taste dude" I felt so bad i almost wanted to tell him, but its his own fault foo tried to turn a hoe into his girlfriend and paid the price

Thats so fucked up. Think of how many clueless people are going about their daily lives, while their partners are fucking, and sucking someone else. Besides murder, thats about as low as you can go.

apply85 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:58:59 PM »

What movie is the gif with the girl with the chain from

Nails · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »

Quote from: apply85 on July 20, 2011, 02:58:59 PM

What movie is the gif with the girl with the chain from

Black Snake Moan , christina ricci, they tied her to a chain because she was addicted to black dick in the movie, she kept running back to her pimp Samuel L Jackson for some Dick Snot

gym**rat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:18:54 PM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on July 20, 2011, 12:21:01 PM

....She'll change simply cause she's now a "married lady"

I was the best man of wedding I know big mistake I couldnt say no, but I warned my friend not to do it....Here's the stats, shes average looking, 33 steady job,no kids, smokes pot and Hooka lOVES reggaeton and Hip Hop ...she still goes out on weekends with her friends and older sister (who is a trashy divorced with 3 kids and gets drunks and will screw just about anyone).
My friend wants her to start dressing and behaving like a lady (good luck on that LMAO) "she also talks like a Getto gal" and its mad about any dude cause he thinks everybody its hitting on her when he should know "better" hell, He's even mad at me ... Anyone here thinks he will succeed in his quest?.
Thanks.

Is there anyway you can fix me up with the slutty older sister?

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 20, 2011, 03:08:07 PM

Black Snake Moan , christina ricci, they tied her to a chain because she was addicted to black dick in the movie, she kept running back to her pimp Samuel L Jackson for some Dick Snot

You know she used to be D cup, but got a breast reduction---look at her in Sleepy Hollow vs today.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:51:02 PM »

It will be a.....

bradistani · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2011, 04:35:08 PM »

Quote from: apply85 on July 20, 2011, 02:58:59 PM

What movie is the gif with the girl with the chain from

black snake moan - with samuel l jackson, christina ricci and justin timberlake.

check it out.. its a quality film and ricci is smouldering. she's got 'trhe sickness'

Shockwave · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2011, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Nails on July 20, 2011, 03:08:07 PM

Black Snake Moan , christina ricci, they tied her to a chain because she was addicted to black dick in the movie, she kept running back to her pimp Samuel L Jackson for some Dick Snot

I went to school with her cousin, said she was a total fucking headcase.

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2011, 04:42:30 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on July 20, 2011, 03:18:54 PM

Is there anyway you can fix me up with the slutty older sister?

Her sister while older and with kids its actually skinnier and blonde you wouldnt guess at first glance how skanky and Disgusting she is....

Btw, the "slutty wife" kind of resembles Christina Ricci only light brunette with Big saggy tits...and a bit chubby, Ironic how Christina Ricci came out on this thread.

If only my friend could read this thread... a class act he is, deserves better, too bad guys like him end up with Low class garbage like her.