Author Topic: Join Team Honey Badger now! (Read 4440 times)

titusisback · « **on:** July 20, 2011, 07:55:26 PM »

This little fucker is tough as nails! Check out these facts:

- Honey badger's skin is tough enough to resist several machete blows
- Honey badger's skin is remarkably loose, and allows it to turn and twist freely within it
- The honey badger possesses an anal pouch which, unusually among mustelids, is reversible. The smell of the pouch is reportedly "suffocating"
- Honey badgers are notoriously fearless and tough animals, having been known to savagely attack their enemies when escape is impossible.
- They kill and eat snakes, even highly venomous or large ones
- They are known to rip thick planks from hen-houses

el numero uno · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:00:42 PM »

really a badass mofo, that's for sure

kiwiol · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:02:49 PM »

Honey Badger purposely misses out on the post-workout window of opportunity just to show it don't care. True story

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:04:24 PM »

Im a little late on this one, someebody care to explain?Im guessing it originated from 4chan

PJim · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:04:39 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on July 20, 2011, 08:00:42 PM

really a badass mofo, that's for sure

That's not moosejay's arm.

Big Worm · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:13:51 PM »

Quote from: titusisback on July 20, 2011, 07:55:26 PM

This little fucker is tough as nails! Check out these facts:

- Honey badger's skin is tough enough to resist several machete blows
- Honey badger's skin is remarkably loose, and allows it to turn and twist freely within it
- The honey badger possesses an anal pouch which, unusually among mustelids, is reversible. The smell of the pouch is reportedly "suffocating"
- Honey badgers are notoriously fearless and tough animals, having been known to savagely attack their enemies when escape is impossible.
- They kill and eat snakes, even highly venomous or large ones
- They are known to rip thick planks from hen-houses

Team Honey Badger , doesn't give a sh!T?

el numero uno · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:20:38 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 20, 2011, 08:02:49 PM

Honey Badger purposely misses out on the post-workout window of opportunity just to show it don't care. True story

Apparentely it originated from this vid.

Dipadidu · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:24:16 PM »

Is this "Team loose skin"?

kiwiol · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 20, 2011, 08:04:24 PM

Im a little late on this one, someebody care to explain?Im guessing it originated from 4chan

Makaveli posted a funny clip about the Badger (which has been posted here before) a few days ago and it's become a Getbig meme since then

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388670.0

Same clip ENU has posted above

titusisback · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:26:58 PM »

Quote from: Dipadidu on July 20, 2011, 08:24:16 PM

Is this "Team loose skin"?

Honey Badger can make its skin tight anytime he wants

titusisback · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:29:15 PM »

Lion? No problem!!

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2011, 05:47:33 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on July 20, 2011, 08:20:38 PM

Apparentely it originated from this vid.

dunno why but even after watching True Adonis interview i still got in mind that this is his voice

makaveli25 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2011, 05:56:39 AM »

Team Honey Badger in the HOUSE!

CalvinH · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:29:17 AM »

Quote from: titusisback on July 20, 2011, 08:29:15 PM

Lion? No problem!!

titusisback · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:31:50 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2011, 07:29:17 AM

If Honey Badger was in animal UFC, it would hold belts at least in 3-4 weight categories

titusisback · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2011, 08:31:05 AM »

They just don't care!

Swedish Viking · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2011, 10:40:01 AM »

I am definitely a wannabe member of the honey badger team. The honey badger don't care, the honey badger will kick your ass and make you make him dinner right afterwards.

titusisback · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2011, 11:03:39 AM »

Quote from: Swedish Viking on July 21, 2011, 10:40:01 AM

I am definitely a wannabe member of the honey badger team.

Here's the application quiz to become a member:

1. Do you give a shit?

Get back to me when you have a chance and I'll let you know your membership application status

Thx

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2011, 11:15:34 AM »

I'm a member of Team Honey Badger for some time now. In fact I am the Teams Dr. But the Honey Badger has no need for a doctor. He's so slechtkont, he just doesn't give a rat's ass!!

freespirit · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2011, 12:57:03 PM »

Quote from: The Italian Lifter on July 21, 2011, 05:47:33 AM

dunno why but even after watching True Adonis interview i still got in mind that this is his voice

Untrue adonis is quite the opposite of the Honey Badger. Honey badger is bad ass, untrue adam adonis: $:-\$

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:00:27 PM »

even if i know a little about TA i quite like him, seems very strong and honest in his opinions

Papper · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:07:53 PM »

come on now folks. honey badger doesn't give a flying fuck.

e v e r y o n e involved with bodybuilding and the likes does indeed give very many fucks about how they look, how other looks in a thong and about weigth etc. getbiggers even cares enough to portray themselves as successful, even the successful ones.
it's clear as a day.

papercut approved

titusisback · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2011, 02:37:07 PM »

Actually, a Honey Badger would be the perfect pet for Bobby Sly. Just sayin'..