A) Coked out, 49% gay 'Johnnynoname' type Twink
B) Draped in 'Tapout' gear, shadow boxing in the mirror, reeking of cheap cologne Twink.
C) "Sure you have big arms, but you should see how strong my legs are. C'mon over to the legpress machine and I'll show you!" Twink
D) 10,345 crunchs, then gazing into the mirror to admire your abs, followed smirking at the Permabulkers working out with dumbells that weigh as much as you do Twink.
E) Run to the gym, hit the cardio machines, then run home Twink.