Author Topic: Which Getbiggers could have taken down the Norway Killer on the Island?  (Read 1893 times)

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Suckmymuscle I believe has elite Rambo like survival skills, maybe he could have crafted himself a bow and arrow to take him down, Will Brink teaches Swat teams, Im sure he knows some recon tactics to disarm the killer, Alice goes shooting with Nasser and his breasts would keep him buoyant should he need to take to the water to circle him, any others?

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Without a doubt, 3.14. Just bragging the other day about his survivalist arsenal.

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Without a doubt, 3.14. Just bragging the other day about his survivalist arsenal.

What about that Benchmaster queer who is always bragging about shooting those lethal farm animals, how would he fare without a weapon and being hunted by somebody?

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Falcon has been practicing his uppercut a bit lately he could probably surprise him with a brutal uppercut then a right hook combination = lights out.

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Peter Putnam could have made a catapult from a tree branch and his mistresses panties, removed his glass eye and fired it at the killer

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Swede was actually there but the killer didnt see him as he was standing behind a flower.

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Swede was actually there but the killer didnt see him as he was standing behind a flower.

I would have sneaked up from behind and given him a taste of my epic suckerpunch right hand  ;D

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Another highly entertaining and imaginative thread from "Army of ButtCum"


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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Another highly entertaining and imaginative thread from "Army of ButtCum"


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Hey Bro, can I pay you the dollar for the space I rent in your head next week?  ;D Theres no way you would have survived on that island, those cankles and conehead would have made you an immediate pity target

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I would have sneaked up from behind and given him a taste of my epic suckerpunch right hand  ;D

you'd need a ladder to reach his head

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do the research, he was a free mason, and was basically a pawn, it was all stage by the elites and the usa occult ran government, what you guys know about invisible money? Do you know they will run the value of the dollar to nothing, and only elites in israel will have access to what is called electronic money, which is actually a chip injected into your body, which the world will be unable to obtain and be cast into slavery.

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Swede was actually there but the killer didnt see him as he was standing behind a flower.
im shitting my pants laughing, nice one.

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Ya want to take down the Norway killer? 2 words says it all : Chad Mower!

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Ya want to take down the Norway killer? 2 words says it all : Chad Mower!
you know you re old , trying too hard and arent funny at all right?

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See what happens when people in society aren't allowed to protect themselves. They become sitting ducks. Norway has a some of the strictest gun laws. It's basically a Brady bunches wet dream. If that happend somewhere in Texas that guy would of been finished with one well placed shot to the head. An armed society is a polite society. All of these gun free zones create situations were people are sitting ducks. You think badguys follow that rule. Only the law abiding citizen do. You can't depend on the cops to protect you. When will people understand that. They're basically the clean up crew.

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you'd need a ladder to reach his head

i bet he thought he can reach his nuts.

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I could have taken him if I were armed... Who the fuck wants to take a knife to a gun fight?

Guns > Biceps.

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See what happens when people in society aren't allowed to protect themselves. They become sitting ducks. Norway has a some of the strictest gun laws. It's basically a Brady bunches wet dream. If that happend somewhere in Texas that guy would of been finished with one well placed shot to the head. An armed society is a polite society. All of these gun free zones create situations were people are sitting ducks. You think badguys follow that rule. Only the law abiding citizen do. You can't depend on the cops to protect you. When will people understand that. They're basically the clean up crew.

I am starting to agree more and more with american gun laws.

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Swede was actually there but the killer didnt see him as he was standing behind a flower.

Hahahahahahaha.  :DFuck we need a reputation system.  ;D

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Suckmymuscle I believe has elite Rambo like survival skills, maybe he could have crafted himself a bow and arrow to take him down, Will Brink teaches Swat teams, Im sure he knows some recon tactics to disarm the killer, Alice goes shooting with Nasser and his breasts would keep him buoyant should he need to take to the water to circle him, any others?

lol @ the buoyant bit

dan18 could probably put him out with one headbutt. What about Kegdrainer?

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lol @ the buoyant bit

dan18 could probably put him out with one headbutt. What about Kegdrainer?

AND dan18 doesn't have to be in norway to do it!

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gh15 of course. Insulin spray straight in the eyes..

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the one that popped a cap in fatalice's windshield, sharp shooter right there.

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This guy would have taken him out....



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