clunge......
Soccer
American football: WTF? the ball doesn't look like a football - the foot is not used to kick the ball - so why call it football?
G. Carlin was great with words that made no sense...not words as such but stuff that makes no sense.Airplane Near miss: Its a near collision - a collision is a near miss - look they nearly missed, but not quitePost Traumatic stress disorder: Shell shock, honest and simple.Get on the plane: I say fuck you I get in the plane - let Evil Kenival get on the plane - I take my seat and stay with you good folks, there seems to be less wind in here.Going down the tubes: What tubes?
Body Builder is the gayest and I dare you to say it with a straight face.
Grass diving.