"My fellow Americans, based on the events of the last several days perhaps even weeks, I have come to the conclusion that I'm in way over my head. Therefore effective on 1 Aug, I...Barrack H. Obama will step down from the office of the President. The Vice President will also step down and we all know he's a blithering idiot. The lesson all Americans must draw from my sad and failed administration is that liberalism as regards its place in the American political systems amounts to traitorous behaivor. The Speaker of the House will take control of the country and special elections will be held this year. I regret my actions and pray you can all forgive me for almost driving this greatest of nations over a cliff. God bless you and God bless America..."
Short of that he ought to shut the fuck up.