Author Topic: Do you suppose Spiderman is gay ? (Read 6541 times)

bradistani · « **on:** July 27, 2011, 04:30:15 PM »

he appears to be swinging in the wrong direction and she doesn't look best pleased..

look at her ffs.. fuck fighting crime

tu_holmes · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2011, 04:59:32 PM »

Haha... No... But he has a job to do. It sucks to leave a hot red head like Mary Jane, but you gotta do whats right.

I love J. Scott Campbell's work though.

Stavios · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:07:41 PM »

haha she is so fucking hot in the comics and so ugly in the movies

tu_holmes · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:09:44 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 27, 2011, 05:07:41 PM

haha she is so fucking hot in the comics and so ugly in the movies

HATED Kirsten Dunst as her... So BLAH!

Chick · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:17:35 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 27, 2011, 04:30:15 PM

he appears to be swinging in the wrong direction and she doesn't look best pleased..

look at her ffs.. fuck fighting crime

what makes you think he hasn't already finished the job, and is outta there...?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:22:40 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on July 27, 2011, 04:59:32 PM

Haha... No... But he has a job to do. It sucks to leave a hot red head like Mary Jane, but you gotta do whats right.

I love J. Scott Campbell's work though.

With great power comes great responsibility!

Stavios · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Chick on July 27, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

what makes you think he hasn't already finished the job, and is outta there...?

because he hair don't look like they just got pulled, she is still clothed and she has a hot cofee in her hand, nobody drinks cofee after sex

bradistani · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Chick on July 27, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

what makes you think he hasn't already finished the job, and is outta there...?

does she look like a woman satiated ?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Chick on July 27, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

what makes you think he hasn't already finished the job, and is outta there...?

Bob, I always thought you of all people would know what a woman looks like when she has been serviced

Quote from: Stavios on July 27, 2011, 05:07:41 PM

haha she is so fucking hot in the comics and so ugly in the movies

I concur 100%...

Kinda nerdy but when I was a kid, I used to have this poster of MJ hung up in my room:

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:29:23 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on July 27, 2011, 04:59:32 PM

Haha... No... But he has a job to do. It sucks to leave a hot red head like Mary Jane, but you gotta do whats right.

I love J. Scott Campbell's work though.

That's because he's going to meet Black Cat...at least she doesn't call him the stupid pet name of "Tiger"

and Campbell's best work was Danger Girl, shame that had a short run.

abijahmaniaco · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:50:52 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on July 27, 2011, 05:09:44 PM

HATED Kirsten Dunst as her... So BLAH!

kirsten was more attractive than the new girl they've got. not attractive at all. at least not in the trailer. movie looks like it's set to fail. ridiculous identical remaking a popular movie done ten years ago.

Natural Man · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:57:16 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:16:15 PM

Bob, I always thought you of all people would know what a woman looks like when she has been serviced

I concur 100%...

Kinda nerdy but when I was a kid, I used to have this poster of MJ hung up in my room:

how did allah allow this to happen? What about your father?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:05:56 PM »

Damn that's a hot cartoon. Never tried cracking one off to cartoons. That would be a new low.

abijahmaniaco · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:33:56 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 27, 2011, 08:05:56 PM

Damn that's a hot cartoon. Never tried cracking one off to cartoons. That would be a new low.

LOL. getbig never ceases to amaze me. your post is funny but sad at the same time bc i know you're just being transparent and also bc that's exactly what went through my head when i saw the toon.

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:55:25 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 27, 2011, 08:05:56 PM

Damn that's a hot cartoon. Never tried cracking one off to cartoons. That would be a new low.

PM Method101, he has experience in that field---in fact he prefers that than the real real thing.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:27:41 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:16:15 PM

Bob, I always thought you of all people would know what a woman looks like when she has been serviced

I concur 100%...

Kinda nerdy but when I was a kid, I used to have this poster of MJ hung up in my room:

And as an adult you have the words Big Ach on your weight belt/gloves and straps/license plate

BIG ACH · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:56:07 PM »

Quote from: uberman on July 27, 2011, 07:57:16 PM

how did allah allow this to happen? What about your father?

Allah let it slide...

And my dad was joking with me to hang it in his room instead, he was cool with it...
But its weird though, when I got older at one point I put up a poster of Pamela Anderson in my room, my mom saw it and was like "Oh that looks great in your room" but my dad saw it and gave me a huge lecture on why I had to take it down and that I'm disrespecting the household!

Maybe cause one was a cartoon and one was a real person? I dunno

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 27, 2011, 10:27:41 PM

And as an adult you have the words Big Ach on your weight belt/gloves and straps/license plate

Why yes! yes I do sir

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:58:15 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 10:56:07 PM

Allah let it slide...

And my dad was joking with me to hang it in his room instead, he was cool with it...
But its weird though, when I got older at one point I put up a poster of Pamela Anderson in my room, my mom saw it and was like "Oh that looks great in your room" but my dad saw it and gave me a huge lecture on why I had to take it down and that I'm disrespecting the household!

Maybe cause one was a cartoon and one was real? I dunno

Why yes! yes I do sir

phyxsius · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:18:06 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 27, 2011, 05:42:09 PM

does she look like a woman satiated ?

it's because Spiderman don't cuddle after sex..

tu_holmes · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2011, 01:24:32 AM »

Quote from: abijahmaniaco on July 27, 2011, 07:50:52 PM

kirsten was more attractive than the new girl they've got. not attractive at all. at least not in the trailer. movie looks like it's set to fail. ridiculous identical remaking a popular movie done ten years ago.

You think so? I like Emma Stone and think she's much better looking than Kirsten Dunst.

Either way, she is not playing Mary Jane. She's playing Peter's first girlfriend, Gwen Stacy.

In the book, MJ was just a tag along character until after Gwen Stacy died.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2011, 01:26:57 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 27, 2011, 07:29:23 PM

That's because he's going to meet Black Cat...at least she doesn't call him the stupid pet name of "Tiger"

and Campbell's best work was Danger Girl, shame that had a short run.

Campbell could never meet a deadline on a full book. Danger Girl, Gen 13... You name it... That's why he got stuck doing covers for the most part... He can knock out 15 of those a month, but could never get 23 pages of a comic book done.

Stavios · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:01:45 AM »

Quote from: abijahmaniaco on July 27, 2011, 07:50:52 PM

kirsten was more attractive than the new girl they've got. not attractive at all. at least not in the trailer. movie looks like it's set to fail. ridiculous identical remaking a popular movie done ten years ago.

OK I'm gonna say it right here, right now: kristen dunst looks like a pig

Stavios approved

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:08:39 AM »

that spiderman trailer doesn't look too horrible.

remember, spider man wasn't exactly arnold in his prime. and at least they did the whole "web pack" thing this time it looks like.

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:16:11 AM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on July 28, 2011, 01:26:57 AM

Campbell could never meet a deadline on a full book. Danger Girl, Gen 13... You name it... That's why he got stuck doing covers for the most part... He can knock out 15 of those a month, but could never get 23 pages of a comic book done.

Ahh, he suffered from Joe Mad Lateness Disease...And I had Gen 13 as well...they sort of were a kooky version of Marvel's Gen X.
Anybody ever tell you that you look like Quesada?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:27:21 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 28, 2011, 06:01:45 AM

OK I'm gonna say it right here, right now: kristen dunst looks like a pig

Stavios approved

I agree 100%