Author Topic: Which is the fastest, cheapest online group/personal trainer certification? (Read 21892 times)

he abandonned it i guess, he was too dumb. He and his ~~whore~~ 'wife' need even lower standards. Give them one or two more years and i see her leaving him for an american, obese and wealthy schmoe once he cant pay for his drug abuse anymore, and all his dreams of becoming the next arnold s. are shattered.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:15:53 PM »

Quote from: uberman on July 27, 2011, 06:12:25 PM

steevy keeps walking in the steps of arnold s. ! What's next, a brick laying business?

Maybe...

I have 4 jobs now...unfortunately. Personal Trainer, front desk at the gym, bouncer, working at a GNC... But at least now I'm making some money...as a top15 202 IFBB Pro on the world I was only spending money and made nothing...sad but true.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:16:03 PM »

Why get a cert?
Just lie

Seriously, I'm not even making a joke here

You know how much time I wasted on my ACSM just for none of my employers to not give a shit?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:16:14 PM »

Quote from: DK II on July 27, 2011, 05:57:25 PM

I think the one Goodrum has was like 70 bucks.

Actually my first certification was 30 bucks but this was almost 10 years ago. AMFPT was my first certification. Just to let you know that its also George Farah's as well.

www.amfpt.com, Steve and you're good to go. $79.95 and you're ready to party. If you need any other certifications, Gregg has combo packs. Don't forget to get your PT insurance

PJim · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:17:21 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 06:16:03 PM

Why get a cert?
Just lie

Seriously, I'm not even making a joke here

You know how much time I wasted on my ACSM just for none of my employers to not give a shit?

QFT

Steve Namat · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 27, 2011, 06:13:15 PM

I'm here, what happenned to your ProPTA certification???

Your memory is awesome as always. My wife needs some american piece of paper...just like me 2 years ago...not a big deal.

Natural Man · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on July 27, 2011, 06:15:53 PM

Maybe... I have 4 jobs now...unfortunately. Personal Trainer, front desk at the gym, bouncer, working at a GNC... But at least now I'm making some money...as a top15 202 IFBB Pro on the world I was only spending money and made nothing...sad but true.

At first life in america was like in the movies right? and as time goes.... reality settles in.

Once the girl is gone, it will be time for the next step g4p, as you obviously wont stop steroids, considering your mood depends of your drug use.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #37 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:19:37 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on July 27, 2011, 06:17:31 PM

Your memory is awesome as always. My wife needs some american piece of paper...just like me 2 years ago...not a big deal.

Well, AMFPT.com as I stated above...same as George Farah. 79.95 and you're ready to go.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #38 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:20:50 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 06:16:03 PM

Why get a cert?
Just lie

Seriously, I'm not even making a joke here

You know how much time I wasted on my ACSM just for none of my employers to not give a shit?

I HAVE to give a paper to the owners at the gym...

Steve Namat · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:21:33 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 27, 2011, 06:16:14 PM

Actually my first certification was 30 bucks but this was almost 10 years ago. AMFPT was my first certification. Just to let you know that its also George Farah's as well.

www.amfpt.com, Steve and you're good to go. $79.95 and you're ready to party. If you need any other certifications, Gregg has combo packs. Don't forget to get your PT insurance

Thank you so much Vince! Sounds great!!!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #40 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:22:05 PM »

Btw guys here is a dirty secret about the personal training business (whether it be at a chain or self employed)

Like, half of the trainers have no sort of certs

I can tell you of three at my gym who aren't certified

Btw, is it a coincidence that those three are hot girls?

NO BECAUSE PERSONAL TRAINING IS ALL ABOUT FUCKING SALES AND NOT ABOUT KNOWING WHAT TYPE OF MOVEMENTS OCCUR IN THE SAGGITAL PLANE!!!

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #41 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:22:17 PM »

Quote from: uberman on July 27, 2011, 06:18:01 PM

At first life in america was like in the movies right? and as time goes.... reality settles in.

yes, because he was spending money he brought over from eastern europe in his underwear (that he made by selling dbol). then , after he had to get a job (after 3 weeks), he realized he was a short euro midget whose sociopolitical background equipped with no life skills, so he had to resort to being a manwhore?

Natural Man · « **Reply #42 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:24:27 PM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on July 27, 2011, 06:22:17 PM

yes, because he was spending money he brought over from eastern europe in his underwear (that he made by selling dbol). then , after he had to get a job (after 3 weeks), he realized he was a short euro midget whose sociopolitical background equipped with no life skills, so he had to resort to being a manwhore?

as i said it, these are the obvious next steps. But the whore will leave, first.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #43 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on July 27, 2011, 06:21:33 PM

Thank you so much Vince! Sounds great!!!

One more thing, tell Gregg you're an IFBB pro and he'll likely knock some money off it or do something extra for you. This is one time your card might come in handy

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #44 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:25:01 PM »

NCCPT

makaveli25 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:25:25 PM »

Fresh out of college I got certified to be a personal trainer. I have a degree in exercise science. It was problalby the biggest bs of certs but it worked like a charm. Cost fifty bucks got to take the test online! You take it as many times as you want. I didn't look at any of the coursework because I needed it right away.

http://www.expertrating.com/personal-trainer-certification.asp

I'm pretty sure this is it.

Right now I'm taking a certification for medical excercise specialist. Course material is hard as fuck. I feel like I'm back in college taking kinesiology and that crap again. Cost 1000 bucks.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #46 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:26:03 PM »

Quote from: uberman on July 27, 2011, 06:18:01 PM

At first life in america was like in the movies right? and as time goes.... reality settles in.

Once the girl is gone, it will be time for the next step g4p, as you obviously wont stop steroids, considering your mood depends of your drug use.

You're right.

The movies were all bullshit, but the whole USA is bullshit as well...I mean the people. But I still like this place better than Hungary.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #47 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:26:22 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 27, 2011, 06:25:01 PM

NCCPT

You need that type of certification to make people push your truck around in the parking lot?

Just kidding...

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #48 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:27:52 PM »

Certs mean shit but I have 4.

Natural Man · « **Reply #49 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:28:20 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 27, 2011, 06:27:52 PM

Certs mean shit but I have 4.

we re very happy for you coach.