Bouncer - a short film

[badlad]

Worked as a bouncer for nine years. Been stabbed, bottled, glassed, stuck with needles and beat a few times. Worked in a number of different countries too - and many years later was walking in London and heard a voice call out - 'hey mate - you the gentlemen bouncer' - turns out it was a guy I 'evicted' from a club three or four years before in Sydney. he came up, shook my hand, got to talking and said that that is what all him and his mates called me - 'the gentleman'. To be honest I think i lost my temper about twice in nine years - never went looking for trouble either. Not like some of the dumbasses i used to work with - they didn't last long though. Still, it was nice to be remembered as a nice guy rather than a thug.

[Darren Avey]

Really?

Come spend a weekend working with me and my mates on the doors then Adam....

Where do you "do the door" then "EVO?"

[Cleanest Natural]

ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.

Impossible... you'd end up dryhumping the "unruly" guys or guillotine them and groping them

[MORTALCOIL]

Impossible... you'd end up dryhumping the "unruly" guys or guillotine them and groping them

Sir, I have to feel your package, this is standard procedure.

[Figo]

[WillGrant]

If you're SLED certified than yes you can restrain and throw people out.  I've done it many times before

Why dont you put SLED next to your name also ? and if you were a bouncer why did you let DA spit in your face 

[Cleanest Natural]

Sir, I have to feel your package, this is standard procedure.

he'd get sued for excessive groping

[Darren Avey]

Wish he was still alive, id take him to the ground, pound him and teach him some manners.

[CalvinH]

he'd get sued for excessive groping

I didn't know gloryholes needed bouncers.

[Figo]

Wish he was still alive, id take him to the ground, pound him and teach him some manners.

yeah, its a pity you werent around in his time or vice versa

[MORTALCOIL]

I didn't know gloryholes needed bouncers.

"Sir, you're carrying a 7 inches or above "weapon". I'm afraid I have to conceal this in my rectum before returning it to you."

[CalvinH]

"Sir, you're carrying a 7 inches or above "weapon". I'm afraid I have to conceal this in my rectum before returning it to you."

''Sir,I'm going to have to pull down your pants to make sure you're ok to enter"

[MORTALCOIL]

''Sir,I'm going to have to pull down your pants to make sure you're ok to enter"

Some places are hard to access but with tbombz you need to be hard to access.

[The Wizard of Truth]

ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.

Just aswell you come from money, thats all I'll say

[CalvinH]

Just aswell you come from steal money, thats all I'll say

Fixed

[Figo]

Some places are hard to access but with tbombz you need to be hard to access.

[bradistani]

Why dont you put SLED next to your name also ? and if you were a bouncer why did you let DA spit in your face 

'cos the only thing venom vince has bounced, are his balls on his bitch vissy's chin

[Ursus]

Thankfully no one has ever lifted a hand to me when I was working on the door in almsot 6 years!

It is the way you conduct yourself to a great degree!

[Board_SHERIF]

Worked as a bouncer for nine years. Been stabbed, bottled, glassed, stuck with needles and beat a few times. Worked in a number of different countries too - and many years later was walking in London and heard a voice call out - 'hey mate - you the gentlemen bouncer' - turns out it was a guy I 'evicted' from a club three or four years before in Sydney. he came up, shook my hand, got to talking and said that that is what all him and his mates called me - 'the gentleman'. To be honest I think i lost my temper about twice in nine years - never went looking for trouble either. Not like some of the dumbasses i used to work with - they didn't last long though. Still, it was nice to be remembered as a nice guy rather than a thug.

LOL - well what a success 

[Stavios]

ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 

absolutely that's why I hate this job

you have to be in a position of authority when you have no actual power

[Stavios]

ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.

it's the shittiest job ever bro, find something else if you can haha

[Natural Man]

Hey btw taylor, have you been sexually abused by your father/step father or an uncle ? All homos have been during their childhood.

Also i thought you were making a 'carreer' of being a lifeguard at the local public kid pool , changed your mind since then? 

[Ursus]

This is me last year when I had a shaved head!

[Natural Man]

This is me last year when I had a shaved head!

no this is you whoring for attention.

[Ursus]

Yeah big deal!

Its not illegal!