That's better than "Mr. Lousy"
"You planning on getting up sometime?"
"We going to work today or what?"
"Are we ever going back home?"
"Go fetch my toy. You know where I dropped it."
"The walk. The walk. The walk."
"You're not fooling me by grinding up the veggies, you know."
"Well I see you had a little meat on your plate there. You, uh, eat all that meat, did ya?"
Perfect day.