Author Topic: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner (Read 8054 times)

Swede! · « **on:** July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM »

"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

..Well Almost!

Quote from: Jaime on July 29, 2011, 05:40:59 PM

A friend owned one and their strength is overstated, it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:27:32 PM »

what is this shit?

Swede! · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:29:16 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 03:27:32 PM

what is this shit?

We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning

Rami · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:30:25 PM »

maybe it was one with a small scrotum and bad luck

Stavios · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:30:28 PM »

that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit

OTHstrong · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM

"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

..Well Almost!

Why don't people think before they bullshit.....even a baby chimp will fight back if you hit them,.... it's built in there instincts, dna, fearless and mercyless. Good call swede

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:30:28 PM

that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit

~~pics~~ video or it didn't happen.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM

Is it his 'special' day?

Swede! · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:32:42 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM

Is it his 'special' day?

OTHstrong · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:32:47 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 30, 2011, 03:31:17 PM

~~pics~~ video or it didn't happen.

I believe this one

Stavios · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:32:51 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM

Is it his 'special' day?

notice the emo-lesbian in the background

Sixty Six · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:33:15 PM »

Dude looks like he has a touch of the "downs" so him using his super retard strength to put that chimp in it's place is something I can believe.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on July 30, 2011, 03:30:50 PM

Why don't people think before they bullshit.....even a baby chimp will fight back if you hit them,.... it's built in there instincts, dna, fearless and mercyless. Good call swede

chimpanzee ripped a woman's face off. can think of a few "female" getbiggers dat would be improved by starting shit with a simian

Howard · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:29:16 PM

We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning

Ok fine, but see how he does fighting a honey badger!

Swede! · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:40:08 PM »

darren as a kid

Swede! · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:47:57 PM »

darren finally reached good conditioning last year!

Swede! · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:50:55 PM »

in all seriousness Darren is a good boxer though. Lets see If I can find any of his boxing photos

Parker · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:55:28 PM »

I would hit the blonde---looks to have some nice Ds, and probably got more headgame than a professor

Swede! · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:00:06 PM »

Found it!

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:02:31 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 30, 2011, 03:55:28 PM

I would hit the blonde---looks to have some nice Ds, and probably got more headgame than a professor

she's married to dennis wolf

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:06:28 PM »

yes i caught that one too swede, its up there with the breaking of the german shepards spine with one blow claim

Swede! · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:07:27 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 30, 2011, 04:06:28 PM

yes i caught that one too swede, its up there with the breaking of the german shepards spine with one blow claim

wasn't there some 1200 pound stone that someone carried for 24 h straight also once? kegdrainer?

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:09:14 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 04:02:31 PM

she's married to dennis wolf

I feel sorry for her, lazy in the gym, lazy in bed. Although, she probably does all the work---so my statement about headgame could be correct.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:25:09 PM »

Did SuckChimpDick weigh in on this? Isn't he the board chimp molester?

liberty · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2011, 04:51:35 PM »