Author Topic: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner  (Read 8064 times)

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Why would someone want to punch a cute little Chimpanzee ???

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Why would someone want to punch a cute little Chimpanzee ???
Because the chimp mouth raped his frog, and then it was posted on here.

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I spotted that comment also. It beggers belief, it's that ridiculous.

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We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning  ;D

he's also a "white Serge Nubret"   :D...LOLOLOLOLOL

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I was trolling a suckmyscrotumthread. unfortunatley i have never met a chimp, although Swede has the face of one, he along with the gimp in the pic you posted.
Trans Milkshake.

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Is the guy in the picture Jaime? - If so I can't believe he is the guy who has been trying to wind me up for God knows how long here!

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No the fella in the pic is Darren Avey
Think theres confusion of someones behalf here

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"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "


This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

































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When the hell did i say that?!?!I never said that

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lol , wtf i mixed the two together. How come no one corrected me until now?!?! lol

Im sorry darrenboy  ;D

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lol @ swede being confused while high .. still funny  ;D

Darren Avey

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notice the emo-lesbian in the background


Hahaha yeh thats my wifes sisters girlfriend!

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lol @ swede being confused while high .. still funny  ;D

First post is still funny, I just happened to post nonrelated images  ;D

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At the zoo or in the wild the chimp is king of his world.

Place the chimp in the daily grind of the average human and he'll be in way over his head.

Rise of the Apes is preparing us for chimps being released from zoos(just kidding). Don't fall for it.

They'll end up on drugs, alcohol, and/or in prison.

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Is the guy in the picture Jaime? - If so I can't believe he is the guy who has been trying to wind me up for God knows how long here!


I have never said anything bad about you Ursus.
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Ursus

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Maybe I am mistaken if so apologies. I genuinely cannot be sure.

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maybe it was this one?  :)


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Hmm so that's mr avery
Hmmm ok..
choice is an illusion

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Didn't a chimp rip off a woman's face in connecticut or something a couple of years back?

I mean RIPPED HER FACE OFF!!!

How many men can legitimately rip off a person's FACE?

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Didn't a chimp rip off a woman's face in connecticut or something a couple of years back?

I mean RIPPED HER FACE OFF!!!

How many men can legitimately rip off a person's FACE?

One Ex-Special-Forces-Navy-SEAL-Marine, heir to a multi-billion casino empire, currently living in Brazil, IQ 240+, 300lbs 2%bf, 6'8'' German-Shepherd-spine-breaking monster of a man comes to mind...

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One Ex-Special-Forces-Navy-SEAL-Marine, heir to a multi-billion casino empire, currently living in Brazil, IQ 240+, 300lbs 2%bf, 6'8'' German-Shepherd-spine-breaking monster of a man comes to mind...
LOL. What a CV. How is this guy not the CEO of the world!?     ;D

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LOL. What a CV. How is this guy not the CEO of the world!?     ;D

Too busy.

He rather posts on getbig instead.

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Hmm so that's mr avery
Hmmm ok..

The one and the only  8)

BiGHer

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that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "


This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!


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"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "


This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

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