Author Topic: what are those tights called? (Read 2588 times)

ManBearPig... · « **on:** August 02, 2011, 07:01:07 AM »

that chicks are wearing these days that makes them all look latin, even though they look like smashed shit in reality?

lycra?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:04:32 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 02, 2011, 07:01:07 AM

that chicks are wearing these days that makes them all look latin, even though they look like smashed shit in reality?

lycra?

I see chicks wearing that at the gym all the time. I love staring at their asses going up and down on the stair climber.

G_Thang · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:05:43 AM »

booty pants/tights.

like a push up bra for the ass.

problem is black women had a lockdown on this shit since before christ, wearing pocket-less jeans.

amazing how stuff is just re-manufactured.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #3 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:07:15 AM »

I think you mean latex

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #4 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:07:43 AM »

yes indeed.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:08:19 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on August 02, 2011, 07:05:43 AM

booty pants/tights.

like a push up bra for the ass.

problem is black women had a lockdown on this shit since before christ, wearing pocket-less jeans.

amazing how stuff is just re-manufactured.

Ohhh ya I like it. It's false advertising though. You can have a jelly ass riddled with cellulite and it will still look good with the lycra.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:09:07 AM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on August 02, 2011, 07:08:19 AM

Ohhh ya I like it. It's false advertising though. You can have a jelly ass riddled with cellulite and it will still look good with the lycra.

yes, that's the point. if it looks good enough for us to ram our noses in it, who cares if it's an illusion?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #7 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:09:56 AM »

PJim · « **Reply #8 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:10:48 AM »

The most popular ones in the UK at the moment are called "jeggings", which are awful. A combination of a jean type look infused with a legging. No matter how awful a girl's legs are, they all wear them.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:12:59 AM »

Quote from: PJim on August 02, 2011, 07:10:48 AM

The most popular ones in the UK at the moment are called "jeggings", which are awful. A combination of a jean type look infused with a legging. No matter how awful a girl's legs are, they all wear them.

yeah, i talked to my wife about this the other day. i haven't seen anyone look good in those; and it seems like top heavy chicks love wearing them, so they look like even bigger shit. i guess as long as they think it's skin tight, it'll make them appear skinnier?

this is better:

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #10 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:18:39 AM »

Really popular here in the Bay Area. I ain't complainin!!! I will say, 5's look like 7's wearing them, but I am older and I know better. I won't be turning any 5's down though, not anytime soon anyway

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:25:02 AM »

Damn, can't find that glorious latex thread anymore. Anybody

nosleep · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:48:00 AM »

YOGA PANTS...MANS GREATEST INVENTION.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:50:12 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 02, 2011, 07:07:43 AM

yes indeed.

Who gives a shit how they market it? I'll call it "I'll pound it 'til you can't remember your name" and that's it.

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:55:59 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 02, 2011, 07:07:43 AM

yes indeed.

Id like to have replaced that pole with my erect penis before she got on.

BayGBM · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:23:06 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 02, 2011, 07:07:43 AM

yes indeed.

Bootylicious!

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:24:54 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on August 02, 2011, 08:23:06 AM

Bootylicious!

You were the least expected in this thread. Are you about to turn straight?

Army of One · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:27:24 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on August 02, 2011, 08:23:06 AM

Bootylicious!

But we cant see the old dudes glutes?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:27:44 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2011, 08:24:54 AM

You were the least expected in this thread. Are you about to turn straight?

That ass could turn anyone straight.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:34:08 AM »

Even Bay likes it, haha

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:35:54 AM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on August 02, 2011, 08:27:44 AM

That ass could turn anyone straight.

If even gays start trying to hit when is it my turn?

Parker · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:39:02 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on August 02, 2011, 07:05:43 AM

booty pants/tights.

like a push up bra for the ass.

problem is black women had a lockdown on this shit since before christ, wearing pocket-less jeans.

amazing how stuff is just re-manufactured.

They are called "Oh Damn!" pants...

Back when i was in college, the women from DC were wearing Parasuco jeans...that they had to gt on the floor to put them all, because they were like painted on....it was funny seeing a woman laying on the floor putting them on, then hopping up and down to pull them over her booty.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:41:03 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on August 02, 2011, 07:07:15 AM

I think you mean latex

No wait, I was wrong, I meant SPANDEX

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=258040.0

BayGBM · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2011, 09:05:51 AM »

I feel sorry for women--and men--who don't have a nice booty!

makaveli25 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2011, 09:35:32 AM »

Shit you think thats nice I remember the first few weeks of football camp. The girls volleyball team would suddenly show up. They would wear tiny little spandex shorts everywhere. I was pretty horned up at that point being away from girls for so long and then seeing them strutting around in those fuck me shorts. I wanted to ravage them. I would go back to my bunk and furiously masterbate.