Author Topic: Who is the biggest piece of shit that Getbig ever encountered (Read 12470 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #25 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:43:14 PM »

Kegdrainer was Getbigs version of John Rambo, read some of these classics

Funniest thing was that he wasnt a gimmick either

Quote from: Kegdrainer on December 01, 2006, 04:29:18 PM

So I went down to Florida for vacation....had a great time in Disneyworld...

Went to my parent's house for thanksgiving dinner. My stepmother wanted me to move a landscaping rock for her that they had delivered a week before. The rock weighed 590 pounds according to the reciept from the place they bought it from. Not only did I manage to lift this rock off the ground, i was able to carry it about 30 feet from the curb where it was dropped off to the garden next to the driveway.

No belt, no lifting straps, no chalk.

590 pound stone....an 800 lb deadlift can't be that far away.

suck on that haters

Quote from: Kegdrainer on June 02, 2008, 04:10:06 PM

So there I am yesterday at the Wegman's supermarket where i usually shop...and i'm cruising the parking lot looking for a spot. Sunday at 6pm is probably the worst time to shop there and their parking lot is seriously undersized for the amount of customers they have. So I'm about to pull into a spot and some dickhead on a bike screeches to a halt in front of me and the 110 pound crackhead rider drops his half filled garbage bag of soda cans that he obviously spent all day collecting to fund his drug habit. He's cursing at me and I lay on the horn to get his shit out of my way so I can park and he kicks the front of my car. I got out of my car and grabbed his bike and threw it into one of the cart return corrals. Then I go back to my car and he's reaching in his pocket and walkin towards me. So he pulls out a knife and before he can even raise it I grabbed his wrist and stuffed it in my car door and slammed it about 4 times. He dropped the knife and his shit was definitely broken. Then I picked him up by his shirt and belt and threw him into the cart corral on top of his bike. There were about a dozen people loading shit into their cars and someone must have seen the shit going down because the supermarket security guys came running out to see what was happening. Crackhead is trying to get up and i'm laughing my ass off. The security guys are like what the fuck, and I told them what happened and then 2 cop cars show up. The cops take crackhead guy and stuff him in the car, bag the knife, and ask me if I want to press charges. I'm just laughing and shit told them that I think he suffered enough and I just wanted to go shopping. At this point the store manager on duty is out there in the parking lot too and gave me a $25 gift card for my troubles. Shit, thats like 15 pounds of chicken breast for free.

Quote from: Kegdrainer on November 13, 2006, 12:53:10 PM

So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend. I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Kegdrainer on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want? So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute. Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac with Jersey plates. I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know John DiLauro.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch. Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me. Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out. After that his buddy was getting out of the car. I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave. He didn't take my advice. He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs. At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive. I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of new jersey so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car. They left in a hurry.

Next time show up in person instead of sending your little friends you bald pussy.

Quote from: Kegdrainer on April 01, 2007, 11:12:44 AM

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY. Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security. Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up. For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro. He was involved with EAS for a while. His father had been a promoter for the Mr. Buffalo back in the day. Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage. This wasn't going to happen. He was there to start shit. He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc... I happened to be out front when he showed up. I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show. I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage. He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in. After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week. Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in. Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building. Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away. I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you" I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole. Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that. I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help. I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left.

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one. He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

bike nut · « **Reply #26 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:49:03 PM »

What was this polesmoker's name?

He ran his yap for months and then get exposed as a twink Paki.

G_Thang · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Nails on August 02, 2011, 01:03:24 PM

DA

Damn good photo-shop since that can't possibly be real.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #28 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:11:16 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on August 02, 2011, 01:59:22 PM

Damn good photo-shop since that can't possibly be real.

The yellow thong one is nastier

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #29 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:19:13 PM »

Kegdrainer seems more like a comical dellusional guy than a piece of shit
Alex23 is the original piece of shit on here

Parker · « **Reply #30 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:32:06 PM »

Woten/Dan Duchaine

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #31 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:34:00 PM »

The answer is simple : Alex23.

Army of One · « **Reply #32 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:44:49 PM »

Sadly the real answer is FatAlice, I doubt the guy knows how to not stab somebody in the back, will be interesting to see how long until Nasser gets turned over.

Big Worm · « **Reply #33 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 02, 2011, 01:06:51 PM

The photographer who raped an underage chick? i think he's out on bail.

Wow.. That case is still going on..? Chick is at least in his 40's by now,no?

Natural Man · « **Reply #34 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:53:08 PM »

alex, sevastase.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #35 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:16:41 PM »

Why is everyone hating on Alex? Dude is freaking awesome! One of my favoritist posters on get big!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #36 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:20:30 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on August 02, 2011, 03:16:41 PM

Why is everyone hating on Alex? Dude is freaking awesome! One of my favoritist posters on get big!

Achmed, you wanted a subjective response from posters, right?

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Alex is not a bad guy, it's his 27 gimmick accounts that we can all do without. The only thing I wish Alex would have never done is exposed SquadFather off this site, other than that, no qualms with the lad.

"1"

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #37 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:29:53 PM »

Squadfather is alive and well on this site. I hope he posts soon!

Tony Doherty · « **Reply #38 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:34:03 PM »

Big ears Adonis would be up there

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #39 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:34:12 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on August 02, 2011, 03:29:53 PM

Squadfather is alive and well on this site. I hope he posts soon!

What is this sorcery you speak of Coach?

I've yet to see work from the professor himself in ages..

Speak on this,
"1"

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #40 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:37:01 PM »

pieces of shit are people posting semi "pedo" like pics, making fun of people dying....

Rosicrucian · « **Reply #41 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:38:28 PM »

Frozzor

tendonitis · « **Reply #42 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:46:43 PM »

Quote from: Rosicrucian on August 02, 2011, 03:38:28 PM

Frozzor

Actually it's you Alex23. You and all of your gimmicks.

Rosicrucian · « **Reply #43 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:51:06 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on August 02, 2011, 03:46:43 PM

Actually it's you Alex23. You and all of your gimmicks.

I'm not Alex, but please tell me more bro.

Army of One · « **Reply #44 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:04:08 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on August 02, 2011, 03:29:53 PM

Squadfather is alive and well on this site. I hope he posts soon!

Theres a little bit of Squadfather in all of us

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #45 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on August 02, 2011, 03:37:01 PM

pieces of shit are people posting semi "pedo" like pics, making fun of people dying....

I think the making fun of ppl dying is only tomfoolery and nobody really means it
And iv never seen and semi pedo or worse pics on this site
I think we all try make this place a fun place to view and post, with a few exceptions who do their best to fuck things up with 20 gimmicks and lying and putting others down unneccesarily

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #46 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on August 02, 2011, 02:52:19 PM

Wow.. That case is still going on..? Chick is at least in his 40's by now,no?

Hahahaha
An all-time getbig gem
And I almost missed it

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:43:40 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on August 02, 2011, 03:46:43 PM

Actually it's you Alex23. You and all of your gimmicks.

this is true i remember having this conversation with the beautiful cq
alex is a verrry sad guy..

and squadfather is about messaged me the other day

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #48 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »

Squadfather was before my time here, guy sounds like a legend though

Hulkotron · « **Reply #49 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:51:09 PM »

Quote from: Okami on August 02, 2011, 04:45:51 PM

Squadfather was before my time here, guy sounds like a legend though

Sarcasm/Squadfather/QuakerOats was the boss hog around these parts. He owned tiny tits and blowhards left and right and left a trail of tears and oblivion in his wake on a daily basis. It took a creepy real-life owning/stalking to end his reign.