Author Topic: Groink Fan Thread - Post Diet/Workout Regimen (Read 60126 times)

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #125 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:25:59 AM »

Groink looks great----not only has size but ripped also.

What's the weight in these pics groink??

Tito24 · « **Reply #126 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:36:24 AM »

i love to train one day with groink and read bbing magazines together

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #127 on:** August 04, 2011, 06:32:50 PM »

Someone should photoshop the Conky puppet from Trailer park boys on Groinks body. Conk or Groink.lol

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #128 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:32:57 AM »

...from your natural days of not too long ago. I'd love to learn how somebody who is for real did it. Thanks.

lvtolft · « **Reply #129 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:55:46 AM »

This is Groink you are talking about. He only needs 1 meal a day and it is usually just a couple of licorice sticks.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #130 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:59:08 AM »

Groink forced me to watch a dvd of him making love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #131 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:02:12 PM »

Groink taught me how to love a woman and nurture a child.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #132 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:05:13 PM »

Jerry Jones uses Groink's foreskin as a covering for the Cowboys stadium.

dov · « **Reply #133 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:05:18 PM »

Me senses a hint of the sarcasm in these here thread, no?

Man of Steel · « **Reply #134 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:06:30 PM »

Groink will eat a homeless man if you dare him.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #135 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:07:41 PM »

Groink is 8'2" and 650lbs with shredded glutes.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #136 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:08:22 PM »

Groink drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #137 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:09:13 PM »

Groink drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #138 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:09:35 PM »

Gronk is a son of a b***h that poops out delicious 30oz porterhouse steaks.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #139 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:10:22 PM »

I once saw Groink scissor kick Angela Lansberry.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #140 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:11:19 PM »

Groink had sex with all 5 of my sisters and none of them were good enough for him.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #141 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:12:07 PM »

Groink made my wedding cake out of his own feces and it was the most delicious thing I ever ate.

chaos · « **Reply #142 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:12:24 PM »

Man of Steel · « **Reply #143 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:14:45 PM »

Groink wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #144 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:17:19 PM »

Groink still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #145 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:18:59 PM »

Groink date raped Chuck Norris.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #146 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:22:14 PM »

Groink is a 12ft tall, 1500lb muscle man that eats live grizzlies between sets on the pec deck.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #147 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:50:41 PM »

Epic Man of Steel revival!

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #148 on:** August 05, 2011, 01:03:54 PM »

When Groink does push-ups he's actually pushing the earth down with each rep

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #149 on:** August 05, 2011, 01:05:41 PM »

Superman goes to sleep each night wearing Groink pjs