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johnnynoname

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why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« on: August 06, 2011, 08:05:14 AM »
I live across the street from a park where many people whose names may be "Chad" or "Sharon" like to partake in jogging.

it's like, they don't move their arms and if they do its this weird movement where their lower arms don't extend over there chest.....and, they make these weird faces too
Seriously, can Coach or some other Caucasian tell me why white people run the way they do?

MY GOD- the way they jog, they make Steven Seagal's running cadence look like Usian Bolt

btw, I have a "ghetto pass" so don't come back at me with "Don't think just cuz you are tan doesn't make you less of a white boy, JNN"

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johnnynoname

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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM »
seriously, they run worse than this
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 08:07:13 AM »
A lot of runners are now trying to eliminate heel strike, and are using those barefoot style shoes.  A side effect of that is that you look like a fucking nancy.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 08:07:25 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on August 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
seriously, they run worse than this


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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 08:08:20 AM »
Nothing looks gayer than seeing a middle aged white dude jogging while flopping their arms around like a retard. Speedwalking is super gay how could a grown man put a small pair of shorts on and speedwalk.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 08:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on August 06, 2011, 08:07:13 AM
A lot of runners are now trying to eliminate heel strike, and are using those barefoot style shoes.  A side effect of that is that you look like a fucking nancy.

OMFG

seriously, i heard that those shoes come with a instruction manual on how to suck cock better

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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 08:09:11 AM »
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 08:24:50 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on August 06, 2011, 08:08:20 AM
Nothing looks gayer than seeing a middle aged white dude jogging while flopping their arms around like a retard. Speedwalking is super gay how could a grown man put a small pair of shorts on and speedwalk.

because my calves are just too fucking pumped up!!!
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 12:15:07 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on August 06, 2011, 08:09:11 AM


Nothing funny about Friends, once again.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2011, 12:21:02 PM »
Why does anyone do it?
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 12:22:11 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on August 06, 2011, 12:15:07 PM
Nothing funny about Friends, once again.

I hate this show like I have rarely hated anything. Each of the characters make me wanna jump off a building. Or better, throw them off a building.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 12:25:54 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on August 06, 2011, 08:09:11 AM


What movie is that from?  ??? It seemed like a chick flick from the 11 seconds of film.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 12:33:41 PM »
Barefoot shoes are as gay as wearing Crocs. Might as well just wear a t-shirt that says "Will Suck Dick for a Fruit Smoothie".
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2011, 01:29:36 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 12:22:11 PM
I hate this show like I have rarely hated anything. Each of the characters make me wanna jump off a building. Or better, throw them off a building.

X2. Give me Seinfeld any day of the week over that fucking gay show.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2011, 01:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on August 06, 2011, 08:07:13 AM
A lot of runners are now trying to eliminate heel strike, and are using those barefoot style shoes.  A side effect of that is that you look like a fucking nancy.

If u r a runner u dont need heal strike. If u are a fat sloppy u have heal strike. U need speed to eliminate heal strike, speed and less bodyweight. No kenyans in the world games have healstrike even if they runn marathon. Runningshoes is only for fat slob who have weak feet muscles. If u have strong feet running shoes is only an resistance bcz the rubber in the sole absorbe the power instead of use it for taking you forward,

I write litke shit, hop eu understand :D To tired to correct
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2011, 01:40:24 PM »
I think you should examine your feelings for watching all those slender middle age white asses in tiny shorets daily!  and hwo it makes you feel aggressive liek you need to hold them down n teach them a lesson!

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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2011, 01:44:52 PM »
What is it with wearig your iPod and headphones while running/jogging? That shit is dangerous---you can't hear cars behind you or people running up behind you...
You don't get rid of one of your senses, just because you want to listen to music...

Plus, how the fuck can you get the attention of a woman jogging? You feel like your interrupting, and you look stupid waving her down...
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2011, 01:51:14 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 06, 2011, 01:44:52 PM
What is it with wearig your iPod and headphones while running/jogging? That shit is dangerous---you can't hear cars behind you or people running up behind you...
You don't get rid of one of your senses, just because you want to listen to music...

Plus, how the fuck can you get the attention of a woman jogging? You feel like your interrupting, and you look stupid waving her down...

right they dont want homy attention

they want guy with ton of $$ and muscels they approach at expensive venue
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2011, 01:58:06 PM »
Quote from: heycomedy on August 06, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
right they dont want homy attention

they want guy with ton of $$ and muscels they approach at expensive venue
Well, it's been said that black women who jog are usually crazy---this was awhile ago, but headphones while jogging  usually scream, "don't bother me I'm too important!"

until they run into/get run over by a Toyota Prius, because you can't hear the hybrid engine, because YOU ARE WEARING HEADPHONES while running in a high traffic area.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2011, 02:03:19 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 06, 2011, 01:44:52 PM
What is it with wearig your iPod and headphones while running/jogging? That shit is dangerous---you can't hear cars behind you or people running up behind you...
You don't get rid of one of your senses, just because you want to listen to music...

Plus, how the fuck can you get the attention of a woman jogging? You feel like your interrupting, and you look stupid waving her down...

Haha good points. I'm gonna get hit by a fucking car one of these days running around with my ipod on.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2011, 02:12:14 PM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on August 06, 2011, 02:03:19 PM
Haha good points. I'm gonna get hit by a fucking car one of these days running around with my ipod on.
You can hear for shit, and you get too self absorbed in the song that you listening to. Save that shit for the treadmill---you can do things on the treadmill that you can't while running---as you are in one place and not going anywhere...

I've seen people trip up on the sidewalk, take a "L" on the curb, almost get hit by a car, because the person didn't hear the car behind them

and let's not start on the shitload of joggers on wooded trails, or the ones who get attacked by Mountain lions, because the cats attack from behind, and the person can't hear and is too focus on Lady Gaga than she is of the 200 pound cat behind her.
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2011, 02:15:54 PM »
speaking of running hahaha


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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2011, 02:19:25 PM »
Real gangsters don't run fast
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2011, 02:27:19 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on August 06, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
Real gangsters don't run fast
No, they just lean...
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Re: why do white people run/jog the way they do?
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2011, 02:36:00 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on August 06, 2011, 02:27:19 PM
No, they just lean...

because they can't run, or they would have to pull up their pants...
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