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Hugo Chavez
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« on: August 07, 2011, 02:01:31 PM »

These are a few things I learned today on the Daystar (Christian) Television Network.

Few people know this but the Spanish Inquisition's purpose was only to track down Christians who just wanted to pass out bibles for free.  But don't worry, they were not really harmed at all despite how much they were torcured.  Christians won't actually burn in fire.  They don't even have a problem being dipped in boiling oil! Christians can also fly across the world without a plane!  Christians can't even be electrocuted!  And check this you doubters, If you chop their arms off..., THEY'LL  JUST  GROW A NEW ARM... Shocked  
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 01:47:41 AM »

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 02:17:18 AM »

Why would you watch this network?

I did watch TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network) back in the day to watch the cartoons "Flying House" and "Super Book".

Good fiction stories for kids.

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 07:40:39 AM »

Why would you watch this network?

I did watch TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network) back in the day to watch the cartoons "Flying House" and "Super Book".

Good fiction stories for kids.



Very few good shows on TBN.  In fact TBN is pretty terrible and a lot of shows try to scam people imo.

TBN currently has a "Donor Alert" designation from Ministrywatch.org and has had them in the past as well


DONOR ALERT
TBN/ Trinity Broadcasting Network/ Paul & Jan Crouch
Four previous Donor Alerts on MinistryWatch.com, alerting to many issues:
(1) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_041607_TBN2.pdf
(2) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031805_TBN.pdf
(3) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_092804_TBN.pdf
(4) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031204.pdf


Hugo, can you please link to where the Network you're talking about claims those things?  I'd be interested to check that out.
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 08:37:00 AM »

Hugo, are you drunk when you post these questions on the religion board?  They are kind of strange, vague and then you seem to forget that you created the thread, you don't come back to it.    Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 09:53:28 AM »

Hugo, are you drunk when you post these questions on the religion board?  They are kind of strange, vague and then you seem to forget that you created the thread, you don't come back to it.    Grin
no I wasn't fucking drunk.  I was laughing so hard I felt a little dizzy but had nothing to drink.  I flipped the tv on and there this dude was talking about how this christian didn't need a plane to fly around the world.  Then said that he had even healed a person's hearing who had no ear drums.  So I though, wow, who's the superman christian lol...  I watched the show and the shit I said in my first post was all crap he said!  He had a big freaking audience who cheered everything on.  He has a national audience on a pretty big christian tv network. 

Superhuman Christians LOL!!!

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 09:56:37 AM »

Very few good shows on TBN.  In fact TBN is pretty terrible and a lot of shows try to scam people imo.

TBN currently has a "Donor Alert" designation from Ministrywatch.org and has had them in the past as well


DONOR ALERT
TBN/ Trinity Broadcasting Network/ Paul & Jan Crouch
Four previous Donor Alerts on MinistryWatch.com, alerting to many issues:
(1) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_041607_TBN2.pdf
(2) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031805_TBN.pdf
(3) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_092804_TBN.pdf
(4) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031204.pdf


Hugo, can you please link to where the Network you're talking about claims those things?  I'd be interested to check that out.

Don't know about all that stuff... I just watched it when I was waiting for the bus for school.

Like 1985 or something.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 09:59:21 AM »

Very few good shows on TBN.  In fact TBN is pretty terrible and a lot of shows try to scam people imo.

TBN currently has a "Donor Alert" designation from Ministrywatch.org and has had them in the past as well


DONOR ALERT
TBN/ Trinity Broadcasting Network/ Paul & Jan Crouch
Four previous Donor Alerts on MinistryWatch.com, alerting to many issues:
(1) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_041607_TBN2.pdf
(2) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031805_TBN.pdf
(3) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_092804_TBN.pdf
(4) http://www.ministrywatch.com/mw2.1/pdf/MWDA_031204.pdf


Hugo, can you please link to where the Network you're talking about claims those things?  I'd be interested to check that out.

http://www.daystar.com/index.php
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 10:33:44 AM »

no I wasn't fucking drunk.  I was laughing so hard I felt a little dizzy but had nothing to drink.  I flipped the tv on and there this dude was talking about how this christian didn't need a plane to fly around the world.  Then said that he had even healed a person's hearing who had no ear drums.  So I though, wow, who's the superman christian lol...  I watched the show and the shit I said in my first post was all crap he said!  He had a big freaking audience who cheered everything on.  He has a national audience on a pretty big christian tv network.  

Superhuman Christians LOL!!!



Was he drunk?    Grin

In the early days Christians were stoned to death.  Sounds like this guy on TV was "stoned" too, but in a different way.   Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 10:42:18 AM »

Was he drunk?    Grin

In the early days Christians were stoned to death.  Sounds like this guy on TV was "stoned" too, but in a different way.   Smiley
Christians were also killed and or tortured in the inquisition.  So he's right about that but in his simplified version, it sounds pretty silly.  I'm going to tune into his show today and see what new gems he has.  I ususally get my laughs at christians in by watching Jack Van Impe, but this guy had me rolling lol...
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 11:18:47 AM »

You gotta check out Jack lol...

Computers = Rapture
"PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD!"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox5Y9q6zBho" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox5Y9q6zBho</a>
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 02:34:56 PM »

Wow!!!!  This guy did not disapoint.  Lessons and tidbits from today's show:

Earthquakes didn't exist before sin.  They happen because there are hot pockets of sin on the earth and we get earthquakes, tornados and hurricanes from them.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 02:36:44 PM »

Waterboarding was created during the Inquisition.
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 04:01:07 PM »

Here's proof that Christans can just regrow lost limbs.  Here's a story of one man that grew both of his legs back right in front of the entire congregation!!!  lol..



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_t4W_YBd0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_t4W_YBd0</a>
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 04:12:24 PM »

Bam Bam Bam You Have a New Hip!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXy42p3PKUs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXy42p3PKUs</a>
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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »

Hugo, you are a mental eunuch.  The goodness of the Christ cannot be diminished by the idiocy of either false believers or retards such as yourself.  And too bad for you, SFB.  I'm an atheist.
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2011, 01:00:16 PM »

Hugo, you are a mental eunuch.  The goodness of the Christ cannot be diminished by the idiocy of either false believers or retards such as yourself.  And too bad for you, SFB.  I'm an atheist.
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