I know how I'm going to handle it, but it's fucking happened AGAIN. Sort of. This girl I've been with less than 10 times over the last 3 years wants me to meet her new boyfriend the next time we meet up. Huh? Of course I gave some bullshit 'sure, I'd love to' line, but what I should've said was THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP, BITCH!

But I didn't, because I do like having access to it.
Yes, I'm acting like a little fucking kid, but my refusal to grow up will someday pay huge dividends.