They had a bit of a cover up over his death. The reality it was more of a swimming pool and he was butt naked masterbating on the bottom of the pool, whilst the water pump blew on his ball sack.
After he'd finished, he went back up to the surface to take a gulp of air and get out, but something was attached to his ass - he looked down and there was some sort of blue, veiny snake attached to his ass hole.
He was in limbo, stuck in the middle of the pool, close to the surface but not close enough to get his mouth up and take a gulp of air. He was panicking, what was this snake holding him back? had it been dormant there the whole season, hiding inside the water pump before latching onto his ass hole ?
He didn't have long, he was fighting to hold his breath whilst wrestling with this blue veiny snake on his ass. He yanked and pulled and the snake tore a little - out came blood and some half-digested sweetcorn. And also one of those big red vitamin pills.
He realised that snakes dont eat vitamin pills !!
It was not a snake - but his intestines unravelling - they were snagged in the swimming pool water pump !
He lifted one knee to his chin, he ravelled a bit of the intestine in his mouth and gnawed at it.
The pool was red with blood and blobs of semen, sweetcorn and that vitamin pill bobbing around.
He bit and chewed and gnawed like his life depended on it - and it did.
Finally he bit through his intestine, he floated to the top of the blood red water and hauled his blue, naked body out of the bloody swimming pool.
He collapsed on the side of the pool, barely alive.
Then a meteor landed directly on his head at 450mph and killed him stone dead.
TRUE STORY.
