I have this feeling Fridge is gonna shrink in a way few retiring pros shrink (which is saying a lot). This cat has been gassed way over the top.
P.S. What's with the "trainer"? Does he really need this tool hanging around for anything
other than a spot?
Yes, feel that contraction, Jay. Squeeze and stretch ... squeeze and stretch ... 
Fridge can't even carry his gym bag. Drags the thing all over hell's creation. Probably drags it out to the car and up to the house, too.