Annoying question you always get ? share your stories

[lesaucer]

I deal with bodybuilders from 6:30am when I open the gym until 6pm when I close the shop. The guys that train at 6:30am are cool, no stupid question and if they ask for advice they usually take it. But the clowns who come into the shop...
Yesterday alone I got, off different guys:
Q. How come injections are so sore?
A. Because you arent a trained medical practitioner
Q. How many carbs, protein and fats do you eat a day, exactly?
A. As much as I can, if I am getting fat I cut it down a little
Q. Will 1750mg of gear shut me down completely?
A. Yes but I have real viagra if you want to buy some so its all good
Q. Whats the story with insulin?
A. Youre a spastic who can barely even clap his hands, dont even think about it
Q. I took a shot in the calf now I cant walk too well
A. Show me, you fuckin clown thats not even your calf muscle, you missed by about 2inches

hahaha you must meet some crazy dumbass all day long working in a supplement shop..

recently i got this idiot come to me and ask if anavar is dangerous.. i tell him no, girls use that... he then ask me what do i use, i told him testosterone only, he went ohhhh shit thats some hardcore stuff bro! i dont wanna do something that strong man!.. like if I said 5g of tren a week...  imagine if i told him what i was running for real haha

[Swlabr]

I know one guy who is doing a 30-week anavar cycle. He's hoping to get "huge".

[Stavios]

I know one guy who is doing a 30-week anavar cycle. He's hoping to get "huge".

well my friend takes anavar only and he fucking destroys me



he is short tho

[Swlabr]

Midgets always have it easier. 

[lesaucer]

Midgets always have it easier. 

easier for filling up their body, but with hoes and jobs and everyday life, its another story lol

[Stavios]

easier for filling up their body, but with hoes and jobs and everyday life, its another story lol

he owns the shit out of me with hoes and everyday life also hahaha  

[Rearden Metal]

he owns the shit out of me with hoes and everyday like also hahaha 

Like I said in that short GBers thread, I was made short cuz otherwise I'd own everyone at everything. Pretty much already do. Tall people seem lazy and goofy and unable to assert themselves.

/napoleonic rant

[Stavios]

Like I said in that short GBers thread, I was made short cuz otherwise I'd own everyone at everything. Pretty much already do. Tall people seem lazy and goofy and unable to assert themselves.

/napoleonic rant

haha I really think height doesn't matter much 

 

[Arnold jr]

Brother in law: What kind of weights do you lift?
Me: Eh? Err, round ones?
B-i-l: Yes, but what KIND?
Me: BLACK, round ones.
B-i-l: Ah, yes! Thanks!
Me: 

And twice now
Idiot: Those muscles aren't real, they come from STEROIDS!
Me: Yes, they come from steroids, but they are quite real.
Idiot: Prove it!
Me: /slaps idiot
(I knew both idiots well enough to clout them and get away with it)

I've gotten in the steroid muscle aren't real argument before...it's annoying. One of the last times this happened though I finally came up with a good response that should leave just about any person that says this dead silent where they stand. My response, "if steroid muscles aren't real and I move that weight does that mean I really didn't move it?"