I need tricks to get the best blood work possible !

[Coach is Back!]

Funk, I'm on lisopril and he would have to take for at least a complete week plus come off of gear for awhile for it to be effective.

[Natural Man]

i dont know about that

im a fat boy

plus ive got a head the size of a watermelon.


i coudl be 300lbs and my body would still look too small for my head.

thats the first time you say something that is right on here.

[Super Natural]

Here's a pretty comprehensive article by John Meadow on bloodwork...

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/blood_simple_what_you_should_know_about_blood_work

[whitewidow]

Lots of cranberry juice-no sugar

[Meso_z]

the doctor at my current job told me to eat next to no protein for 3-4 days before the test also, he says it should drop the enzyme a lot 

I should be OK

he told me not to worry and to drop my shoulders as much as possible and to try not to flex to much so I look the less muscular possible or else the doctor might want to be an asshole a ask me if I take roids

but usually he says they don'T give a shit about that

Yes, drop the protein...little to not at all...

[Stavios]

Here's a pretty comprehensive article by John Meadow on bloodwork...

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/blood_simple_what_you_should_know_about_blood_work

that's an awesome article !!!

very easy to read and understand !

[makaveli25]

thats the first time you say something that is right on here.

Lmao 

You got some good advices here Stavios. Just cut back training eat super clean lot of berries, vegetables, fish oil. You will be good.

[Tito24]

this is what they do in some countries with f@ggots awfull

[BiGHer]

Stav, do like gh15 says and drink those little cans of pineapple juice.  You bounce at a club so the bartenders certainy have them, I know I used to when I bounced.  Clean the liver right up.  Also, I think you're being a bit nuerotic about this one.  They just wanna make sure you're not a crackhead, that you're not coked up all the time, or smoking weed on your lunch break lol, they don't care about juice bro.

[makaveli25]

Stav, do like gh15 says and drink those little cans of pineapple juice.  You bounce at a club so the bartenders certainy have them, I know I used to when I bounced.  Clean the liver right up.  Also, I think you're being a bit nuerotic about this one.  They just wanna make sure you're not a crackhead, that you're not coked up all the time, or smoking weed on your lunch break lol, they don't care about juice bro.

QFT

[Tito24]

[Stavios]

Stav, do like gh15 says and drink those little cans of pineapple juice.  You bounce at a club so the bartenders certainy have them, I know I used to when I bounced.  Clean the liver right up.  Also, I think you're being a bit nuerotic about this one.  They just wanna make sure you're not a crackhead, that you're not coked up all the time, or smoking weed on your lunch break lol, they don't care about juice bro.

haha I know I was just worried about my liver !

I really want this job haha, but you are right I am very anxious about this.
I worry too much with small things

[Tito24]

[Van_Bilderass]

haha I know I was just worried about my liver !

I really want this job haha, but you are right I am very anxious about this.
I worry too much with small things

Will they check cholesterol? Have you had a lipid panel before, and if so, was it fine?
This is something that can be extremely messed up due to steroids... the HDL level in particular.

[Stavios]

Will they check cholesterol? Have you had a lipid panel before, and if so, was it fine?
This is something that can be extremely messed up due to steroids... the HDL level in particular.

Bro I really don't know, when I had my check up last year I asked him to check for everything and she told me everything was fine (I was basicaly going there to check if everything was fine with my cock because I had fucked a couple of whores without comdom during that time )

but I didn't ask much detail when she told me everything was OK

[Thespritz0]

haha I know I was just worried about my liver !

I really want this job haha, but you are right I am very anxious about this.
I worry too much with small things

^^^
DUDE- gh15 is right on the pineapple juice, I did a 6 week high-dose s-drol cycle and used it (one small can at work, one in my car after workout) and I got 100% normal on my blood test.  The stuff even metabolizes cholesterol- full of enzymes!!!

[Stavios]

yeah but now Van have me worried about the HDL

 

[Van_Bilderass]

Bro I really don't know, when I had my check up last year I asked him to check for everything and she told me everything was fine (I was basicaly going there to check if everything was fine with my cock because I had fucked a couple of whores without comdom during that time )

but I didn't ask much detail when she told me everything was OK

When some friends have told a doc to check "everything" they usually go, "what do you mean everything... there's hundreds of tests we could do!"
When I was a teen I asked for a cholesterol test and the doc said, "kids your age don't have cholesterol problems... absolutely no reason to order that test". 


If juicing heavily and for long periods, more likely than not that the HDL is out of whack. I remember Milos once said his HDL was zero. 
If you do get the results on paper and it includes cholesterol please post the values.

[Stavios]

When some friends have told a doc to check "everything" they usually go, "what do you mean everything... there's hundreds of tests we could do!"
When I was a teen I asked for a cholesterol test and the doc said, "kids your age don't have cholesterol problems... absolutely no reason to order that test". 


If juicing heavily and for long periods, more likely than not that the HDL is out of whack. I remember Milos once said his HDL was zero. 
If you do get the results on paper and it includes cholesterol please post the values.

cool ! B)


I fucking hope my HDL won't be zero haha

 

[Stavios]

I hate you Van ! 

[chess315]

I would say get to a trt does such as 100mg or 200mg a week asap

[Stavios]

I would say get to a trt does such as 100mg or 200mg a week asap

I am just stopping gear altogether, I have enough testosterone left in my glutes to last at least 2-3 weeks
I'll try to delay the test as much as possible

[Stavios]

When some friends have told a doc to check "everything" they usually go, "what do you mean everything... there's hundreds of tests we could do!"
When I was a teen I asked for a cholesterol test and the doc said, "kids your age don't have cholesterol problems... absolutely no reason to order that test". 


If juicing heavily and for long periods, more likely than not that the HDL is out of whack. I remember Milos once said his HDL was zero. 
If you do get the results on paper and it includes cholesterol please post the values.

LMAO I just talked to a friend of mine, he is in the canadian army and they tested up, he had ZERO HDL also and he said that he was only using about 700 mg total per week

haha I am fucked

I'll try to overdose the Niacin

[Stavios]

ok I found some niacin, I will use 2g a day, should be enough

apparently studies show it can increase hdl by as much as 35%

I should take that thing year long, it's dirt cheap

[NaturalWonder83]

omg just stop taking steroids