Author Topic: I just asked a girl on a date and got shot down (Read 20265 times)

Your Average GymRat · « **on:** August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM »

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2011, 03:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

Here is a great tip:

Slash her tires in the middle of the night. Then, the next morning wait until she discovers it and offer to call the tow truck and then offer her a ride to where she needs to go.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2011, 03:51:40 PM »

No need my man.I'm gonna let the 17's do the talking.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:51:40 PM

No need my man.I'm gonna let the 17's do the talking.

You ever carry any extra Axe body spray and baby oil with you Bro? You can oil up them 17s and spray them with some Axe and give that girl a hug so your scent rubs on her. With the addition of the baby oil, she won`t be able to get it off so easily and whenever she wears that outfit again, she will always remember you and the 17s Bro.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:02:23 PM »

Tell her you post on GetBig.com

Fortress · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:08:32 PM »

Tell her you only asked her out because you feel sorry for her. Her being an ugly whore and all.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 22, 2011, 04:08:32 PM

Tell her you only asked her out because you feel sorry for her. Her being an ugly whore and all.

Indeed.

In fact, address her as Hippobottomus to let her know where she stands.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:27:45 PM »

Lol.Come on guys, shes beautiful!I could seriously see myself marrying her and that's only after seeing her three times and actually talking to her once!I am totally gonna get a date with her.I am so focused and I won't accept defeat.

newmom · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:34:15 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 04:27:45 PM

Lol.Come on guys, shes beautiful!I could seriously see myself marrying her and that's only after seeing her three times and actually talking to her once!I am totally gonna get a date with her.I am so focused and I won't accept defeat.

when you show no interest and pay her no mind, she'll be chasing you

OTHstrong · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Runningmom on August 22, 2011, 04:34:15 PM

when you show no interest and pay her no mind, she'll be chasing you

True, but first she has to show 1 hair of interest $:-\$

garebear · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »

Are we witnessing history here?

Humility on Getbig?

This is as rare a self-effacing rap song.

newmom · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on August 22, 2011, 04:38:11 PM

True, but first she has to show 1 hair of interest $:-\$

omg when will you boys learn, she's pulling the cards trying that hard to get crap. It's always worked for her, if she's as pretty as the poster described

calfzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:42:27 PM »

Hope she's not afraid of heights because this pussy is on a pedestal.

w8m8 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:47:11 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

DUDE !!!!!!!!! WTF

??

STALKER ALERT

she is perfectly entitled to not be interested .... just friggin leave it alone

damn dude ... you probably came off creepy .. maybe you are not her type .. who knows .. but FFS .. let her be

garebear · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:48:02 PM »

Quote from: W8M8 on August 22, 2011, 04:47:11 PM

DUDE !!!!!!!!! WTF ??

STALKER ALERT

she is perfectly entitled to not be interested .... just friggin leave it alone

damn dude ... you probably came off creepy .. maybe you are not her type .. who knows .. but FFS .. let her be

Haha. I thought this was a joke for a little bit. Is kind of stalkerish.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:49:43 PM »

I'm already in too deep.I think she can love me back.just gotta get shredded.

garebear · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:50:37 PM »

Yes, once you're "shredded", all of your problems will go away.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:52:39 PM »

Not all of them, but 98% of them will.

calfzilla · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:54:13 PM »

Beware you could get one date with her and she will never call you again. Then you will feel 1,000 times worse and have no recourse.

OTHstrong · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Runningmom on August 22, 2011, 04:41:55 PM

omg when will you boys learn, she's pulling the cards trying that hard to get crap. It's always worked for her, if she's as pretty as the poster described

What's your point, for all we know know she doesn't even know he exist up until he asked her out, what you suggested every grade 6 know this, hard to get, or to much circualation makes the price go down etc, ,but obviously you need a starting point

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:54:41 PM »

Probably got bad breath brah.

newmom · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 04:49:43 PM

I'm already in too deep.I think she can love me back.just gotta get shredded.

and if she cant take as you are now, then fuck her (not literally). You really want that shallow of a person. Sure there has to be an initial attraction

newmom · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on August 22, 2011, 04:54:22 PM

What's your point, for all we know know she doesn't even know he exist up until he asked her out, what you suggested every grade 6 know this, hard to get, or to much circualation makes the price go down etc, ,but obviously you need a starting point

well I don't think this dude gets it in the slightest

w8m8 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:57:04 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 04:49:43 PM

I'm already in too deep.I think she can love me back.just gotta get shredded.

You are takin the piss here

this just blew your bullshit up

newmom · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:58:06 PM »

Quote from: W8M8 on August 22, 2011, 04:57:04 PM

You are takin the piss here

this just blew your bullshit up

you saying he's the kind of dude into anal leakage

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