Author Topic: I just asked a girl on a date and got shot down (Read 20351 times)

garebear · « **Reply #50 on:** August 23, 2011, 06:26:30 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on August 22, 2011, 11:33:57 PM

You know, fellas, some of us guys have been through all the crap most of you haven't experienced yet. There is, collectively, a lot of good information to be culled here. You just have to encourage the older, experienced guys to tell you more. When I was young there was no internet to make a fool of yourself on. No way to get information and no porn, either. What a difference. Let me tell you what a marriage manual advised in 1962. In those days living with a woman before marriage was called living in sin. You weren't supposed to have sex before marriage and the pill wasn't around until 1962 but even then a lot of women wouldn't go on the pill for various reasons, some religious. Well, this gynocologist suggested that after the wedding was over and you were alone with your wife just take a flashlight and have a look at her privates and when you see the layout you should know what to do. I mean, imagine doing that today. You would be considered weird and maybe even a pervert! Those weren't good days at all.

How did you make a fool of yourself back then?

flipper5470 · « **Reply #51 on:** August 23, 2011, 06:35:48 AM »

Just do what my friends and I used to do...tell everyone she's a les and move on. You'd be amazed at the number of lesbians that lived in my old neighborhood....

Tapeworm · « **Reply #52 on:** August 23, 2011, 06:36:07 AM »

Barefoot! And it was uphill - both ways!

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #53 on:** August 23, 2011, 07:35:14 AM »

women don't want gymrats, they want handsome guys with nice clothes, lots of friends, lots of money and free time, a big powerful multiorgasmic penis, an interesting and well paying job.........

when will you morons learn

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #54 on:** August 23, 2011, 07:45:13 AM »

And you're saying my job as a warehouse assistant manager isn't interesting? Lol

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #55 on:** August 23, 2011, 07:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 23, 2011, 07:45:13 AM

And you're saying my job as a warehouse assistant manager isn't interesting? Lol

to me it's not a bad job, but women want the impossible, remember

wild willie · « **Reply #56 on:** August 23, 2011, 08:04:38 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

don't sweat it, bro.....i have been shot down many times.....sometimes these girls are taken....sometimes they are just not wanting to be involved with a dude.....and sometimes they are just not into the person that invited them out.....regardless of the situation.....you had the balls to ask her out...big deal if she didn't accept the invite out.....keep moving forward.....don't give it a second thought....you will find another female to ask out.....certainly don't waste your time and effort trying to show the girl that wouldn't go out with you that she made a mistake.....you'll end up looking like a chump or fool.....just move on and find a girl that you dig and ask her out to lunch....coffee....dinne r...etc

pillowtalk · « **Reply #57 on:** August 23, 2011, 08:11:45 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

There is a word for what you just dicribed = stalking.
I am under the impression that is also illegal.

PT

Vince B · « **Reply #58 on:** August 23, 2011, 08:20:33 AM »

Trust women to contaminate these threads. Stalking relates to an action where there is an intention to harm or harass someone. Asking for a date isn't a crime.

pillowtalk · « **Reply #59 on:** August 23, 2011, 08:43:05 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on August 23, 2011, 08:20:33 AM

Trust women to contaminate these threads. Stalking relates to an action where there is an intention to harm or harass someone. Asking for a date isn't a crime.

Guess whos been busted for & charged with the crime of stalking??

PT

w8m8 · « **Reply #60 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:12:19 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on August 23, 2011, 08:20:33 AM

Trust women to contaminate these threads. Stalking relates to an action where there is an intention to harm or harass someone. Asking for a date isn't a crime.

Isn't it time to change your piss bag yet old man ?
Keep trying to get under my skin you fool .. it's not going to be easy .. my skin is not wrinkled and saggy like yours .. but fill your boots and give it a go .. I shall enjoy your weak attempts

Why would anyone expect YOU to know what stalking is Mr.I'm Only Taking Pictures of Young Boys Because They're On The Beach

Nails · « **Reply #61 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:16:23 AM »

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

Fortress · « **Reply #62 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:27:00 AM »

It's Like Don Johnson's character in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man says, "Never chase buses or women, because you'll always be left behind."

pillowtalk · « **Reply #63 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:57:37 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on August 23, 2011, 08:20:33 AM

Trust women to contaminate these threads. Stalking relates to an action where there is an intention to harm or harass someone. Asking for a date isn't a crime.

Oi, colostomy bag, what part of her saying "NO" 1'st time round are you not getting??
Fuck me.........

PT

Nails · « **Reply #64 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:12:25 AM »

most woman that reject you are total C U N TS... she is actually do you a favor pal

_bruce_ · « **Reply #65 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:20:02 AM »

Make sure to thoroughly warm up before the stalking sessions.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #66 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:40:16 AM »

I'm too emotionally invested to stop now.I think about her during every rep of every set,every bite of dry chicken breast.

pillowtalk · « **Reply #67 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 23, 2011, 10:40:16 AM

I'm too emotionally invested to stop now.I think about during every rep of every set,every bite of dry chicken breast.

How old are you?? fucking x21.
Get over it, this will end badly.

Save your AMMO, move on..................

PT

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #68 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:50:22 AM »

this queef hasn't read the bible yet, obviously.

calfzilla · « **Reply #69 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:51:44 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 23, 2011, 10:40:16 AM

I'm too emotionally invested to stop now.I think about during every rep of every set,every bite of dry chicken breast.

That's actually very good, the best gains I ever made was when I was trying to impress a chick.

dan18 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

TRANSLATION- IM AN INSECURE BITCH AND THINK ONLY HAVING MUSCLE WILL GET GIRLS, I HAVE NO PERSONALITY SO I HAVE LITTLE TO WORK WITH,AND IM A STALKER.

funk51 · « **Reply #71 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM

I'm cool with it though.I know where she lives and her routine,route she uses to go to work, so I plan on getting really ripped and tanned in the tanning booth.Then a couple of months down the line "casually" run into her and score a date then.I'm gonna buy a tight Calvin Kline tee shirt so I can show off the 17's.Its far from over.

just ask yourself WWPD