Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285

[Kwon_2]

You had Epic Leans back in the day Johnny Falcone!

You were once a great inspiration Daddy Waddy!

What happened?

I know, we all grow older and get new priorities.

Any particular reason for this Sir Johnay Falcon? Why the change of perspective, diet and training-regimen?

[Marty Champions]

I'll give you some credit for having the guts (literally) to post this photo of yourself. Glad you're happy and still getting laid, man. I've seen you look better....but, looking good isn't everything I guess. Hope you are healthier than you look here though. Being the health nut you are, I am sure you know that you are carrying a little too much fat weight for good health. If you keep going this way, can you imagine what you'll be like when your middle aged? I don't want to be negative here, but you did look healthier when you were leaner.

you do realize carrying some excess bodyweight is the same as carrying some ankle weights right broseph?

[RC Money]

I love rampage, I am still laughing when Rampage says "you got crabs in your facial hair man" - funny dude all the way

There's a few more interviews around the same time with Page about Ariel and they are all comedy gold.