Author Topic: Reese witherspoon or Nathalie Portman ?. (Read 19054 times)

Siimply · « **on:** August 29, 2011, 02:51:16 PM »

Which one do you prefer ?

Grape Ape · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:57:08 PM »

Portman's hotter. But she's also in favor of those who drug and anally rape minors having their charges waived, if said rapist made a few good movies.

Given that, I will vote Reese.

gym**rat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:59:21 PM »

Give me Reese anyday. Much hotter IMO.

tendonitis · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:59:47 PM »

I prefer your mom.

apply85 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:00:17 PM »

I would step on both of them to get a decent porter house... with some mashed potatoes with the skin still, with tons of salt and butter... i think I may be hungry lol

Tre · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:02:52 PM »

Portman is hotter, but I've always been a Reese guy, because my first exposure to Portman was when she was just a little kid and I was already an adult.

deadz · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:11:11 PM »

Quote from: Siimply on August 29, 2011, 02:51:16 PM

Which one do you prefer ?

NP

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:14:02 PM »

Portman in a second, Reese looks like a fucking rat.

deceiver · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:25:32 PM »

Natalie Portman is most beautiful actress to ever walk on earth.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:39:54 PM »

Portman, as pretty as Reese Witherspoon is she looks like she might have a touch of downs $:-\$

G_Thang · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »

americana vs ivy league jew girl

it can't be that hard, can it?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:01:36 PM »

Team Witherspoon!

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:02:44 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on August 29, 2011, 03:56:27 PM

americana vs ivy league jew girl

it can't be that hard, can it?

contributing to society vs being black

it can't be that hard, can it?

bradistani · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:04:13 PM »

portman by a country mile.. she's incredibly, naturally beautiful

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:04:22 PM »

Reese changed my mind in Walk the Line. Hot ever since....

Abacab · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:05:09 PM »

Portman would definitely look better naked.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:20:12 PM »

Quote from: tinytim on August 29, 2011, 04:19:03 PM

This is for Matilda.

You went there, you pedo.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:21:55 PM »

Chill out, Humbert Humbert.

bike nut · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:22:59 PM »

Keira Knightley >>>>>>>>>> Natalie Portman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reese Witherspoon.

bradistani · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:37:03 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 29, 2011, 04:22:59 PM

Keira Knightley >>>>>>>>>> Natalie Portman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reese Witherspoon.

absolutely no way, bro

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:42:24 PM »

Um, Keira Knightley's a post op tranny. I thought this was common knowledge.

KevinP85 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:45:53 PM »

Reese all day, she seems to have aged gracefully, gotta be mid 30's now, I remember seeing her in "fear," with Mark Wahlberg.

Plus Portman is a jew

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Siimply on August 29, 2011, 02:51:16 PM

Which one do you prefer ?

Pass on both.

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:57:35 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on August 29, 2011, 04:54:06 PM

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure........

Take a close look at this picture and you point out ONE thing that makes Keira look like she's a tranny. I dare you, try to find one thing unfeminine about her.

The pointy elbows were a dead giveaway

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:59:37 PM »

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