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« on: September 06, 2011, 05:25:33 AM »

....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase



so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you



also, start driving a jeep and tell girls that you own your own business (which I do actually)
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 05:26:40 AM »

.....and, yes- I do start alot of threads about myself because I'm, honestly, one of the more interesting people I know


I'm like a combination of Stephen Gould and Fergie mixed with Iggy Pop
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 05:27:13 AM »

seriously, I hate you all
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 05:29:41 AM »

You're gay.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 05:31:19 AM »

You're gay.

this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 05:38:34 AM »

this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw

No, you have a long time ago, the latest possible after your last photos.  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 05:39:29 AM »

Where can I get my NoNamiac workout set? Complete with 12lb dumbells, tabata timer, and kilo of coke.

edit- My phone switched "kilo of coke" to " kilo of come"..I pondered it for about 15 seconds and went with coke. 
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 05:40:01 AM »

this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw

No, no, you still got game. But you set a high bar for yourself. People expect a lot. They're fickle and will turn on you in a second. People for the most part are miserable bastards. But I'll always be a fan. I'll never forget your glory days.

Get a gay Jew agent before it's too late. Give it another run. That StuntMovie guy here can be your in. Hook you up with the right Jews. He knows everybody and one the few here that genuinely likes you.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 05:40:08 AM »

Yes when does male stripping counts as owning your own business?

I am guessing that you own a "come and practice your tattoo skills on me for a small fee" business.
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 05:41:02 AM »

nothing screams overcompensation more than a tanned bald bodybuilder with a stubble and a big jeep
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 05:43:41 AM »

.....and, yes- I do start alot of threads about myself because I'm, honestly, one of the more interesting people I know


I'm like a combination of Stephen Gould and Fergie mixed with Iggy Pop

Yes, you are interesting but in the same way that people slow down on the highway to watch a car wreck.

They just shake their heads and say "how sad".
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2011, 05:44:34 AM »

This where you officially owned the "Blue Steel" look and made it yours.


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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 05:46:49 AM »

I feel like Sakuraba after the second round of his fight with Ricardo Arona in this thread


also, I knew to get out of the stripping business because nothing is sadder than a 32 year old male stripper....much like there is nothing sadder than a old queen







also, i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2011, 05:49:38 AM »

This where you officially owned the "Blue Steel" look and made it yours.




wow- I forgot about that guy....I don't even have those pics on my laptop anymore......those were from my last attempt from trying to get into fitness modeling but, again, I got "too old" for it and, frankly, I got tired of the old fags who run male fitness modeling telling me that I was "too old", "too ethnic" or when they would tersely respond with "not interested"
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2011, 05:50:07 AM »

I feel like Sakuraba after the second round of his fight with Ricardo Arona in this thread


also, I knew to get out of the stripping business because nothing is sadder than a 32 year old male stripper....much like there is nothing sadder than a old queen







also, i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick

Sure, but where is Arona now? Pimping out trannies and selling his Pride shorts on eBay. Saku is still out there living the dream getting the crap kicked out of him.
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2011, 05:52:33 AM »

....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase



Did you ---> "Ziggy" play guitar
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2011, 05:54:35 AM »

i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick

then why not buzz it super short that way you will look military and still unbald
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2011, 05:55:09 AM »

Sure, but where is Arona now? Pimping out trannies and selling his Pride shorts on eBay. Saku is still out there living the dream getting the crap kicked out of him.


while this is 10000% true you have to admit that sakuraba got the fucking piss kicked out of him in that fight


but, the man will forever be a legend and will forever be the embodiment of "Yamato Damashii" as well as the man who truly carried out what Karl Gotch started in Japan

also, I think that BJJ has become somewhat my salvation.
I just started rolling again and honestly it is just a cathartic thing for me
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2011, 05:56:06 AM »

nothing screams overcompensation more than a tanned bald bodybuilder with a stubble and a big jeep

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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2011, 06:04:21 AM »



my point exactly


but GH15 says that americana whores are down with that as long as the cock and the bank account are girthy
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2011, 06:07:36 AM »

...fortunately for me, i have a big dick and it has been documented in photos




....and NO- I don't have a big dick in my ass

...and No- I'm not a big dick

I actually have a big penis
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 06:31:57 AM »

...fortunately for me, i have a big dick and it has been documented in photos




....and NO- I don't have a big dick in my ass

...and No- I'm not a big dick

I actually have a big penis in my rectum
Fixed for truth  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2011, 07:12:58 AM »

so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you



Well duh! you shoulda listened years ago Undecided
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2011, 07:15:43 AM »

Johnny, anymore Bald pics? (no homo)
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