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Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« on: September 07, 2011, 12:47:09 PM »
  The expression "alpha male" is used a lot, and incorrectly. You want alpha male? Joaquim Phoenix when he went crazy a few years ago and abandoned acting and decided to pursue a career as a rapper was the epitome of alpha male. Sure, it was all an act to promote his documentary "I Am Still Here", but his acting as a crazed alpha male who let his beard grow, and started to look and talk like a late-stage alcoholic is the most alpha I have ever seen. Just look at how crazy he sings, walks, talks and boasts in this video. He seems like a Neanderthal drugged up from eating the wrong shrubs in the bushes or something. He looks like he has a salmonella infection. It seems like the salmonella went straight to his brain.

  "I'm still heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre..." ;D

 


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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 12:53:04 PM »
  This is the longer version where he fights with a heckler... ;D

 


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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 12:53:48 PM »
Agreed.



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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 02:42:32 AM »
  Bump! Joaquim for president 2012! ;D

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 03:51:39 AM »
true alpha male

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 03:57:16 AM »
What do you call a Mexican crossing the street?

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 04:36:36 AM »
I'm on the drugs that killed River Phoenix

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 04:37:47 AM »
Amazing actor. But that kinda backfired for him. Hillarious though. He had a lot of people thinking he went insane lol.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 04:48:28 AM »
There's a segment in that film where he smacks his assistant around and then the latter waits until phoenix falls asleep and films himself taking a nice shit on phoenix's face, well funny!

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 05:10:10 AM »
Interesting to hear you guys comment without knowing what was really going on. He was fkd up 24/7 out of his mind embarrassing his wacko non-vegan hating family, who were terrified he was going the way of River. They came up with the idea of having Casey pretend to be making a documentary of him so he could be watching him all the time till he got through it. It was touch and go there for a while. In the end the called the whole thing a hoax and tried to make some money from it.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 05:11:34 AM »
Interesting to hear you guys comment without knowing what was really going on. He was fkd up 24/7 out of his mind embarrassing his wacko non-vegan hating family, who were terrified he was going the way of River. They came up with the idea of having Casey pretend to be making a documentary of him so he could be watching him all the time till he got through it. It was touch and go there for a while. In the end the called the whole thing a hoax and tried to make some money from it.

Its obvious hes acting in the documentary. All the way from his behaviour and the camera angles.

But do tell you're secret that no one knows.  ::)

there always has to be One guy that pretends to be special and has "knowledge" lol.

U know Casey Affleck? there was rumors about this WAY before he went "nuts".

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 05:15:40 AM »
Its obvious hes acting in the documentary. All the way from his behaviour and the camera angles.

But do tell you're secret that no one knows.  ::)

there always has to be One guy that pretends to be special and has "knowledge" lol.

no shit.
i think the reason he said it was a hoax is because the whole idea sucked, not because there was some underlying cover up.

a great song with the very fucked up on drugs John Frusciante of chili peppers and river phoenix, johnny failcan approved:

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 05:18:00 AM »
I know the Phoenix's quite well.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 05:18:23 AM »
no shit.
i think the reason he said it was a hoax is because the whole idea sucked, not because there was some underlying cover up.

a great song with the very fucked up on drugs John Frusciante of chili peppers and river phoenix, johnny failcan approved:



Honestly it probably seemed like a pretty funny idea to begin with.

But combine that with what happened to his brother and I think people got Really worried. If he didnt have a brother that OD'd this would probably have been a shitload funnier.

I thought It was hillarious though. EPIC trolling even fooled "dr drew"

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 05:18:51 AM »
I know the Phoenix's quite well.

here we go.
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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 05:30:40 AM »
I know the Phoenix's quite well.
::)
Did you sit next to one at a charity function?

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 05:34:11 AM »
I've been patiently waiting for 3 years to pick my moment to fake secret knowledge.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 05:34:45 AM »
Dont. feed. the. troll.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 05:36:01 AM »
he was AWESOME in "8mm"

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2011, 05:36:56 AM »
Walk the line is Awesome.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 06:35:26 AM »
he was AWESOME in "8mm"

it always creeps my wife out when i quote that movie at family gatherings.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 06:52:12 AM »
Here is the weird interview where he fooled Letterman (He used the footage in his movie later on)


Here he comes clean and apologizes for making fun of Letterman and making him look like a fool :D

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 07:26:06 AM »
I don't even know why I'm bothering...

so, you believe that at the height of his popularity he decided to make a mockumentary and for 2 years straight he was so committed that he was appearing everywhere in "character", even at his mums parties where there were no cameras, with terrible b.o. asking if we were fkd up too. Well... he had me fooled.

you guys are so thick.

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Re: Joaquim Phoenix: Alpha Male
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 09:37:03 AM »
Joaquin Phoenix: True Alpha!