Wiggs!
Who's the black private dick
That's a Sybian machine to all the chicks?
(Wiggs!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for a Vicodin®?
(Wiggs!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't Jew out
Though he's a HeBro™ ain't no doubt
(Wiggs!)
Right on
You see this cat Wiggs is a buff mother--
(Hush yo' mouf!)
But I'm talkin' about Wiggs --
(Then spin that Wigglet)
He's a constipated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Awwwww shit!)
Looking good, Wiggs.
