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Obama speech drinking game
« on: September 08, 2011, 04:32:03 PM »
FRom Ace of Spades:

Tonight's drinking game keywords will create or save approximately 3,000 Green Jobs™ since they're based on recycling. Specifically, old plans repackaged as the new hotness like a crappy label maker:

 •Payroll tax holiday
 •Unemployment extension
 •Infrastructure (Infrastructure+bank=shotgun a beer)
 •Immediate expensing
 •Job training
 •Aid to states
 •Patent reform *yawn*
 •Trade agreement
 •Country above party
 
If he uses "stimulus" or "recovery" from the old version of the Newspeak dictionary, just go ahead and down everything you have.
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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 04:36:04 PM »

"country before party"
"millionaires, billionaires and oil companies"
"hard working folks"
"the economy is growing, just not fast enough!"
"We've added *insert any number here* since 2008!"
"It's all Bushes fault"
It's all the Republicans fault"
"Hedge fund managers"
"Warren Buffet!"
"corporate jet owners!"
"and, uh, uh, some of these folks who do really well, uh, can afford to, uh, pay a bit more"
"Laser focus on jobs"
"jobs,jobs,jobs,"
 "Fair share"
 "millionaires and billionaires"
 the "wealthiest Americans"
 "shared sacrifice"
 "corporate jets"
 "avoided a great depression"
 •Payroll tax holiday
 •Unemployment extension
 •Infrastructure (Infrastructure+bank=shotgun a beer)
 •Immediate expensing
 •Job training
 •Aid to states
 •Patent reform *yawn*
 •Trade agreement
 •Country above party
 

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 04:40:26 PM »
What drivel.  This is opathetic. 

Straw Man arguments.   Hypocrisy, cliche, etc. 

What a waste. 

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 04:54:18 PM »
32 months into his presidency and that's the best this asshole could come up with? This country is fucked as long as he's at the helm.

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 04:56:13 PM »
The morons at du are thrilled.

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 05:14:17 PM »
Does anyone else find his tone utterly patronizing and condescending?

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 05:39:37 PM »
Current 2011 Jobs Speech

--The purpose of the American Jobs Act is simple: to put more people back to work and more money in the pockets of those who are working. It will create more jobs for construction workers, more jobs for teachers, more jobs for veterans, and more jobs for the long-term unemployed. It will provide a tax break for companies who hire new workers, and it will cut payroll taxes in half for every working American and every small business. It will provide a jolt to an economy that has stalled, and give companies confidence that if they invest and hire, there will be customers for their products and services. You should pass this jobs plan right away.

and

Building a world-class transportation system is part of what made us an economic superpower. And now we’re going to sit back and watch China build newer airports and faster railroads? At a time when millions of unemployed construction workers could build them right here in America?--

January 27, 2010:

--As a result, millions of Americans had more to spend on gas and food and other necessities, all of which helped businesses keep more workers. And we haven’t raised income taxes by a single dime on a single person. Not a single dime. (Applause.)

Because of the steps we took, there are about two million Americans working right now who would otherwise be unemployed. (Applause.) Two hundred thousand work in construction and clean energy; 300,000 are teachers and other education workers. Tens of thousands are cops, firefighters, correctional officers, first responders. (Applause.) And we’re on track to add another one and a half million jobs to this total by the end of the year.

The plan that has made all of this possible, from the tax cuts to the jobs, is the Recovery Act. (Applause.) That’s right -– the Recovery Act, also known as the stimulus bill.--


January 25, 2011:

--Over the last two years, we have begun rebuilding for the 21st century, a project that has meant thousands of good jobs for the hard-hit construction industry. Tonight, I’m proposing that we redouble these efforts.

We will put more Americans to work repairing crumbling roads and bridges. We will make sure this is fully paid for, attract private investment, and pick projects based on what’s best for the economy, not politicians.--


February 24th, 2009

--Over the next two years, this plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs. More than 90% of these jobs will be in the private sector – jobs rebuilding our roads and bridges; constructing wind turbines and solar panels; laying broadband and expanding mass transit.

Because of this plan, there are teachers who can now keep their jobs and educate our kids. Health care professionals can continue caring for our sick. There are 57 police officers who are still on the streets of Minneapolis tonight because this plan prevented the layoffs their department was about to make.

Because of this plan, 95% of the working households in America will receive a tax cut – a tax cut that you will see in your paychecks beginning on April 1st.

Because of this plan, families who are struggling to pay tuition costs will receive a $2,500 tax credit for all four years of college. And Americans who have lost their jobs in this recession will be able to receive extended unemployment benefits and continued health care coverage to help them weather this storm.--

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 06:39:19 PM »
lol i watched football pregame.   forgot obama was speaking tonight.  did he say anything good?

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 06:40:27 PM »
lol i watched football pregame.   forgot obama was speaking tonight.  did he say anything good?

More of the same bs. 

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 06:40:37 PM »
lol i watched football pregame.   forgot obama was speaking tonight.  did he say anything good?

The fuck you think? Same old shit. Spend more, billionaires, blah blah blah. I turned it off after 30 seconds of him talking down to me like I was a child.

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Re: Obama speech drinking game
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 06:40:44 PM »
lol i watched football pregame.   forgot obama was speaking tonight.  did he say anything good?


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