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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2011, 05:34:12 PM »
I look like shit.

If Paul Ryan's economic plan passes, we'll all look like Steve Reeves.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2011, 05:54:49 PM »
If Paul Ryan's economic plan passes, we'll all look like Steve Reeves.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2011, 05:57:32 PM »
Nice list!

You have to have the cheesecake!  :D :D ;D ;D
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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2011, 01:16:00 AM »
I got a pear shaped body. I've put on some pounds around the belly and ass this last month. I need to eat good always, but I need some discipline these next 5 months. I look ok no homo but am very hard on myself. I look like shit.

just eat less, everything else is bullshit

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2011, 01:24:37 AM »
just eat less, everything else is bullshit

do you think the calculators for calorie requirements are a farce?  I know for a fact if I eat the 3000 or so I am supposed to I gain like a MuthaFucka

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2011, 01:05:29 AM »
do you think the calculators for calorie requirements are a farce?  I know for a fact if I eat the 3000 or so I am supposed to I gain like a MuthaFucka

If you want to gain and your weight stays the same, you have to eat more.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2011, 01:09:00 AM »
hey chappelle has some new material in along time.



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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2014, 07:34:34 PM »
IFBB Pro Chris Tuttle Offseason Grocery Shopping


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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2014, 02:11:46 AM »
I don't think knowing I have fabric softner, dish washing fluid and pantyliners on my grocery list will make you stick to a better diet...

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2014, 04:50:59 AM »
Who in the blue hell, is Chris Tuttle?

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2014, 04:56:34 AM »
chicken breasts
steaks
rice
pasta
master piece BBQ sauce
hot chili sauce
all a bodybuilder need

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2014, 05:40:01 AM »
Meal # 1:
1 small can of latex paint (16. oz)
1 bushel basket of kale
1/2 cup olive oil

Meal # 2:
1 dozen bananas
1 cup of nuts
1 cup olive oil

Meal # 3:
1 box Argo starch
1 apple
1 40 oz. bottle of Olde English
1 cup of olive oil

Meal # 4:
2 gallons of grape juice
1 protein bar
1 bag of frozen poop
1 box cookies

Meal # 5:
1 cup mixed veggies
1 gallon of olive oil
2 jars of peanut butter

Meal # 6:
1 gallon of turpentine mixed with olive oil

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2014, 06:08:57 AM »
Who in the blue hell, is Chris Tuttle?

Someone who looks better than the average powerlifter, but that's not an accomplishment.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2014, 06:12:17 AM »
Meal # 1:
1 small can of latex paint (16. oz)
1 bushel basket of kale
1/2 cup olive oil

Meal # 2:
1 dozen bananas
1 cup of nuts
1 cup olive oil

Meal # 3:
1 box Argo starch
1 apple
1 40 oz. bottle of Olde English
1 cup of olive oil

Meal # 4:
2 gallons of grape juice
1 protein bar
1 bag of frozen poop
1 box cookies

Meal # 5:
1 cup mixed veggies
1 gallon of olive oil
2 jars of peanut butter

Meal # 6:
1 gallon of turpentine mixed with olive oil

I lol`ed  ;D

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2014, 06:24:41 AM »
I lol`ed  ;D

I must admit, I plagiarized this diet....it was a custom meal plan that you wrote out for Sire Johnnahhhey St. Failurecan

Don't sue :-[ :-[

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2014, 06:28:10 AM »
I must admit, I plagiarized this diet....it was a custom meal plan that you wrote out for Sire Johnnahhhey St. Failurecan

Don't sue :-[ :-[
No problem  :D

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2014, 06:39:29 AM »
Meal # 1:
1 small can of latex paint (16. oz)
1 bushel basket of kale
1/2 cup olive oil

Meal # 2:
1 dozen bananas
1 cup of nuts
1 cup olive oil

Meal # 3:
1 box Argo starch
1 apple
1 40 oz. bottle of Olde English
1 cup of olive oil

Meal # 4:
2 gallons of grape juice
1 protein bar
1 bag of frozen poop
1 box cookies

Meal # 5:
1 cup mixed veggies
1 gallon of olive oil
2 jars of peanut butter

Meal # 6:
1 gallon of turpentine mixed with olive oil


Potien bars are shit.  I'd replace those.
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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2014, 06:52:55 AM »
Potien bars are shit.  I'd replace those.
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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2014, 02:44:09 PM »
Who in the blue hell, is Chris Tuttle?

IFBB Pro Chris Tuttle Stories of a National Prep 1/2


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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2014, 03:05:05 PM »
I get so fucking hungry at night

during the day Ill eat some lean ground beef dish/steak, lately some pork steaks too ... some fruit[blueberries grapes] during the day. I always eat a banana in the morning. carrots, spinach, grape tomatoes .. I find late at night I'll eat potato chips or brownies or cookies. so it fucks with every thing. I eat fairly clean during the day. but those late night snacks fuck with me. I need some kind of replacement for that.

drink a 3scoop protein shake with 8oz milk.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2014, 10:09:32 PM »
IFBB Pro Chris Tuttle Stories of a National Prep 2/2
 

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2014, 09:31:33 PM »
IFBB Pro Chris Tuttle-Why Offseason Sucks


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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2014, 12:35:39 AM »
Interesting videos, this guy is pretty outspoken.

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2014, 07:18:55 PM »
Since Evan Centopani moved on from Universal a new pro was apparently needed.

https://www.facebook.com/UniversalUSA/posts/786835561338267:0

Universal Welcomes Chris Tuttle, IFBB Pro & Nutritionist

Chris Tuttle is a versatile, talented, and well-rounded individual. A jack of all trades. He’s not only a personal trainer, he’s also an elite athlete having earned his IFBB Pro card in November 2013. Chris is not just a clinically trained Registered Dietitian (R.D.), he’s also an academic and educator, having lectured on Nutrition at the University of St. Joseph and the American International College in the School of Health Sciences. But aside from the accomplishments on the stage and behind a podium, he’s also an entrepreneur, having started his own business, Nutrition for You. So unlike nearly every other pro bodybuilder in the IFBB pro ranks, Chris has the experience and necessary chops to talk science, nutrition, training, performance and dieting.

The importance of nutrition was evident early in Chris’s life when he was diagnosed with hypoglycemia at the age of ten. He learned, first hand, the importance eating multiple, smaller meals that contained a balance of complex carbohydrates and protein. This had a practical and measurable outcome – it resulted in stabilizing his blood sugar as a child.

As he got older, Chris never lost interest in nutrition. He eventually received his bachelor’s degree in Nutrition and Dietetics at the University of New Haven. From there, he expanded his understanding of nutrition by completing a Dietetic Internship at Stony Brook University Hospital in New York. After leaving New York, he continued to study in greater detail and eventually earned a Master’s degree in Nutrition from the University of Saint Joseph. With this education and having experience from working in an acute care setting at a Connecticut hospital, Chris has come to realize just how important proper nutrition is to good health, especially for those who engage in exercise.

But for Chris, it doesn’t end with book knowledge or classroom and hospital learning. As a pro bodybuilder, there’s also the invaluable experience he’s gleaned from all the time spent in the gym – real world applications of what he’s learned all these years. It’s this marriage of education and experience, of theory and practice, which makes Chris really unique.

Today, Chris loves to educate people about the power of nutrition on performance and derives great satisfaction helping them to achieve their personal goals. His company’s mission is to share this love of nutrition, training and proper supplementation with others in the hope that this knowledge will serve others as well as it has served him.

By joining Universal, Chris now has another platform upon which to continue this vital mission. As Chris tells us,

 "Since I first started bodybuilding, Universal products have always been a part of my supplement regime. My interest in Universal began as far back as 2005 when I personally began to see the effectiveness of their products. I have a lot of respect for their quality and for the integrity of their advertising and marketing. Universal makes its own products and doesn’t outsource the manufacturing process. I really believe this guarantees a truly superior product."

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Re: Whats your grocery list look like - My diet stinks.
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2014, 07:21:03 PM »
Talapia
bananas
pineapple
eggs
That's what God of
hormone says. lol